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matociquala: Also?[21:25]
matociquala: Jamie is kind of scary with his shirt off.[21:25]
matociquala: where kind of = orangutan[21:25]
matociquala: that's a LOT of patchy orange fur[21:26]
cristalia: heeeeeeeeee[21:26]
matociquala: I love the mythbusters, but teh sexx they are not[21:53]
stillsostrange: I dunno, I think Adam's pretty darn cute[21:59]
matociquala: (OH, God, Amanda, you just catapulted me to a horrible Mythbusters revelation)[22:00]
stillsostrange: hee[22:00]
matociquala: You know what it is, don't you?[22:00]
stillsostrange: ...[22:00]
stillsostrange: *waits*[22:01]
matociquala: Somewhere on the Internet, there is ...[22:01]
matociquala: inevitably.... [22:01]
stillsostrange: snerk[22:01]
matociquala: Mythbusters RPS.[22:01]
stillsostrange: *dies*[22:01]
katallen: no[22:01]
matociquala: *pokes eyes out with golden brooches*[22:01]
katallen: some things just cannot be[22:02]
stillsostrange: *does not go there*[22:02]
stillsostrange: *goes anyway*[22:02]
stillsostrange: That would be some very elaborate slash[22:02]
matociquala: This is in part my own fault, because I was just sitting here thinking about how cute it is that Adam constantly puts his life in Jamie's hands.[22:02]
matociquala: Rube Goldberg, even[22:02]
stillsostrange: Yes[22:03]
stillsostrange: Jamie's strong, manly hands[22:03]
matociquala: Because it is ALWAYS Adam who does the incredibly stupid thing with Jamie holding the rope.[22:03]
matociquala: NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[22:03]
matociquala: (and his patchy orange chest)[22:04]
stillsostrange: *squeaks*[22:04]
stillsostrange: *whimpers*[22:04]
stillnotbored: the ambiguously gay duo?[22:04]
stillsostrange: That mustache is pretty unambiguous[22:04] ***
tanaise has joined the chat.[22:04]
katallen: Hi Celia[22:04]
matociquala: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[22:04]
stillnotbored: just flashing on old SNL cartoons[22:05]
stillnotbored: good old Ace and Gary *g*[22:05]
stillsostrange: (And by "how" I mean, "what game mechanic would account for this")[22:05]
matociquala: I am so blogging this.[22:05]
katallen: lalalalala[22:05]
cristalia: LOL[22:05]
stillsostrange: My tummy feels funny now.[22:05]
stillnotbored: I'm thinking amanda[22:05]
stillsostrange: Make the bad brain stop.[22:06]
matociquala: No.[22:06]
matociquala: No.[22:06]
matociquala: Think nice safe thoughts[22:06]
stillnotbored: does this help?[22:06]
matociquala: That don't involve naked mythbusters[22:06]
matociquala: or worse, nekked mythbusters[22:06]
katallen: don't make me get the cricket bat[22:06]
stillnotbored: :)[22:07]
katallen: and I looked[22:07]
stillnotbored: heh[22:07]
stillsostrange: I read the url. :P[22:07]
matociquala: Never look.[22:07]
tanaise: Nekkid is nude with intent.[22:07]
matociquala: Exactly my point, celia[22:07]
stillnotbored: no one is naked in that picture[22:07]
katallen: it had wiki in it[22:08]
katallen: if it's sans nekkid mythbusters then it is *good*[22:10]
matociquala: That's what I love about you guys.[22:11]
matociquala: There is always somebody who will take me to an even worse place than I went myself[22:11]
tanaise: like nekkid mythbusters?[22:11]
tanaise: cause really, there has yet to be a worse place than that.[22:11]
katallen: and we're not going there[22:11]
matociquala: Nekked mythbusters was the recovery phase[22:11]
matociquala: I *am* blogging this.[22:11]
matociquala: You are warned[22:11]
katallen: or I sing Barry Manilow- Mood:
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Yes, I'm Satan - why do you ask?
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Totally was not thinking the same thing when Jamie was pulling Adam under the water in the dive training pool. Nope. Nope. Nope. Wasn't thinking it at all.
*whistles and checks the ceiling for leaks*
Of course, Jamie is not what you would call prone to panic.
I'm pretty sure he's the dictionary definition of "phlegmatic."
Ah!
It has just occurred to me that this is not everyone else's sexual orientation!
Choice of icon entirely coincidental; move along.
I will never be able to watch Mythbusters again without thinking of this conversation....
*snerk*
here
its all your fault I even searched for it....
OMG THE INTERNETS ARE DEAD TO ME NOW.
do you want me to delete the comment?
The knowledge that it must be out there somewhere was bad enough. Now I have the street address.
...so the slash is kind of redundant, really...
...no, really...
*gets out the brain bleach*
*giggle* That's what I get for not going to the official bio site.
(O.o Adam has kids. My poor brain is brokedededed for days now. D'ya think he smiles, ever, like, if they bring home a good report card?
"Dad, look, I got straight As!"
"*deadpan* Awesome."
*dead*)
I bet he's a GREAT dad.
In that "Hey, Johnny, wanna blow somethign up?" kind of way?
*giggle* Do you think his kids still have all their fingers and toes, then?
I am in fact afraid to make up new and weird and improbable kinks, because if I plug them into Google...
::re-enacts a random scene from Shaun of the Dead or almost any Australian Ashes Tour::
**debates hiding from the internets...**
for some reason that brings to mind a groaning, sluring voice saying brrraiiins!
You lie, you lie, you lie.
WHY DO YOU TELL SUCH LIES?
Okay, they are not my teh sexx. Better?
You would not be able to pick them out of a lineup of voting citizens.
I know, I know, that's not saying much.
Okay, how about this?
They do not shamble around slurring and drooling the word, "Braaaaainsss."
You will not get any *warning* whatever when they strike.
I mean, aside from an unusualy fondness for muttering, "Boooommm!," or something equally misleading and completely irrelevant, such as, "Where did I leave the fuses?"
Or perhaps, "Do you think this chain is thick enough to lower a car into that high school pool for the fourth time?"
I mean, that's the kind of thing you could hear *anywhere*, really.
Are they teh sex? I don't know. But cute, yeah.
I'm having a hard time with the knowledge that they're probably not gay, though. That mustache, really.
Although it would please my inner meta monster if they were. Gay Men Blow Shit Up And Wave Around Giant Guns And Power Tools.
That would be an awesome show.
(Does it count that Grant is a little femmy, and Scotty is a total butch? That ought to be worth something.)
Obscure, but invaluable.
I also suspect various dire characters like Scotty of Star Trek have been hogging most of the Universe's supply of that particular virtue. Scotty probably has some super-gizmo that hoovers it all up and only leaves scraps of it lying around for normals to play with, poor things.
On the other hand, maybe it's just as well they keep track of where all that bloody antimatter mess is.
If that isn't a fuse, I dunno what is.
And no, it's not any of the Vulcans hogging all the superpower fuse-finding talent. Vulcans are not playing with the same deck at all. They merely remember *everything*, which is so unfair it reeks.
I don't know why people never write fic or fanfic that understands what a pain in the neck that would be to live with. I mean, people who can quote back at you, verbatim, *exactly* what dumb things you said two months ago.
With charts and graphs and everything.
Rhetorical question. Please don't answer because I'm afraid there will be an answer.
However, the thought of Adam Savage as an instructor at the San Francisco Art Institute is interesting.
If you are not, and it was merely an amusing coincidence, then go to Amazon right now and buy all of his works and read and/or listen to them consecutively. Trust me, sleep is over-rated in comparison.
[/Jamie]
::borrows the brooches, then begs for mental bleach::