the future and me
- Feb. 1st, 2007 at 9:58 AM
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Comments
Between that skinny fucker, and Jason Statham.... obviously, more gym time is called for.
Who knew?
But your speech at the Campbell Award ceremony was such a hoot ("real life doesn't offer enough opportunities to dress like a demented elf prince, so I had this crystal tiara made...") that I dare not miss you being interviewed on The Future and You.
Howdy. I'm the fat redhead who asked you, at LACon, if the AI that thought it was Richard Feynman in the Jenny Casey universe had been inspired by the AI that thought it was Ayn Rand in
I kind of interview lousy, actually. I don't think well verbally.
Much smarter in type. *g*