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She's back....

Cat: My feet are cold.
Monkey: Go away, I'm answering my email.
Cat: I'm hungry!
Monkey: There's food in your dish.
Cat: But my feet are cold!
Monkey: So sit in the comforter!
Cat: But I'm hungry!
Monkey: In every cat's life, there comes a day when she must choose--
Cat: But I want to walk across your laptop, which is balanced on the snack table!
Monkey: I am using the laptop.
Cat: *walks across laptop*
Monkey: *removes cat*
Cat: *walks across laptop*
Monkey: *pokes cat with Poking Finger (tm)*
Cat: *makes a tea cozy on the laptop keyboard*
Monkey: *picks up cat and snuggles it with extreme prejudice*
Cat: Ek! Ek! Ek!
Monkey: *snuggles harder*
Cat: PUT ME DOWN YOU WICKED PRIMATE!
Monkey: You said you were cold.
Cat: EK! OH NOES! DIGNITY! EK!
Monkey: *puts cat down*
Cat: *sits on monkey's knee, the better to shun monkey*
Monkey: *types. industriously*


Ahh. Nine hours of sleep.
Yep, I'm sick.
*coughs pathetically*

Comments

Our middle cat has developed the special ability to flop on the keyboard and somehow manipulate the brightness controls with his side. It's impressive. Annoying, but impressive.
Oh yes.

The Presumptuous Cat loves the new flat screen monitor. Not only does she fit between it and the keyboard (quite opaquely) but she can change my contrast with her butt.
Yes, we have serious flat-screen feline love here as well. It's warm, they're in the middle of what the primates are doing, and they have a chance to cause significant social disruption. If only it provided food when chin-marked, it would be perfect.