Previous Entry | Next Entry

Oh, my god.

  • Jun. 13th, 2007 at 4:14 PM
rengeek fucking silence
We're barricaded into Mary-and-my room on the third floor, and I've got one of the rocking chairs propped under the door handle. [info]snurri tried to bite Mary, and Dale and Barzak had to hit him with a table lamp.

I don't know what's going to happen--there's still internet, but power is off in this building, and my laptop is running on battery.

So of course, I'm at a writer's retreat and people are going crazy everywhere, and what am I doing about it?

I'm blogging.

I suspect there won't be any other updates. We've filled up the bathtub with water, and we have some bags of chips and whole-wheat goldfish and a half of case of Deer Park. We're going to try to hold out here.

Maybe help will arrive before nightfall, and if not, well, there's six of us in here and we can probably put up a pretty good fight. Good luck, everybody.

I'm going to post this fast before the internet goes out also.

Comments

[info]scarlettina wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:23 pm (UTC)
Good luck.
[info]theninth wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
Maryland's holding together pretty well so far. I think the heavy traffic in the city confuses them. Lots of them have walked in front of tractor trailers and trains. I don't want to be the one who has to clean all this up when it's over. If, you know, anyone's left when it's over.

It's hot, though. They're already starting to smell pretty bad. And me without a military surplus store around. I knew I should've bought the gas mask before that last one went out of business.

Bet you the zombies had something to do with it, too.

And you know what? Just the other night I said to someone that we should get a baseball bat in case of zombies. Does anyone ever listen to me? Nope. And a stapler just really doesn't slow them down very much.
[info]cavalaxis wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
fire.

they don't like fire.

and they burn real nice.

bliteotw
[info]theninth wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:34 pm (UTC)
We've got rain threatening. I don't know if we could get a fire big enough soon enough. I'm also kind of hesitant to light one INSIDE the office building. We're on the second floor. The whole place could collapse on us. It'd kill a lot of them, but we'd be dead, too. Or trapped outside where there are so many more of them.
[info]bonniers wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:36 pm (UTC)
Is there a place you can throw Molotov cocktails from? We just made one from some of my son's premium vodka stash and it worked really well.
[info]theninth wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:36 pm (UTC)
Nope. Windows don't open. Hooray for the modern construction, yeah?
[info]kightp wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:59 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but that means they can't get *in* that way, either.

I'm up here in a university high rise. We've blocked the stairwells and somebody's standing guard at the elevator so we can pick them off as they come up.

Dammit, just yesterday these were kids getting ready to graduate this weekend. Now they're ... I can't think about it.
[info]cavalaxis wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:38 pm (UTC)
douse em in gas.

make a torch. melt some candles. paraffin. wax. anything you've got. make a club by rolling some cardboard. tight. rap the end in some old tshirts. dip it in the wax. it'll burn.

get you some fire. quick.

saying prayers for all of us.
[info]suricattus wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:41 pm (UTC)
we siphoned off the gas from all the cars, and have it stored in the second story porch, and pulled out the spare sheets for wicks. I'm willing to sacrifice all the bottles in the cellar except the port...
[info]theninth wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
I'm going to have to. Someone's got to go out and get supplies. I'm one of the only ones stupid enough to try it. I figure I can outrun a zombie, at least.

There's a WalMart not far. I should be able to get a gun there.
[info]r0ck3tsci3ntist wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 09:37 pm (UTC)
Pick axes.

Sledge hammers are good too, but heavy.
[info]r0ck3tsci3ntist wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
Also, try using a fire extinguisher. That usually works for me.
[info]panjianlien wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:35 pm (UTC)
I keep looking outside to see whether we're having similar problems, but you know, I can't fucking tell, it just looks like Baltimore as usual out there to me.
[info]theninth wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:40 pm (UTC)
The Harbor. It started at the Harbor.
[info]panjianlien wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 09:09 pm (UTC)
Doubtless. They were probably starving all the way up from D.C. until they hit the particle physics lab in Laurel, and then Columbia must've been very frustrating indeed...
[info]theninth wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 11:06 pm (UTC)
At least a faction of it started at the Harbor. That smell? The one everyone thought was algae?

Zombies.

I saw them this morning and it didn't even register what was going on until it was too late.
[info]cmdrsuzdal wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:36 pm (UTC)
Out here it's a mess-I thought the lack of cemeteries and the bridges would help but I dunno...

Does anyone know if they can swim??
[info]kelliem wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:39 pm (UTC)
They've started showing up here at the office... it took a while to realize it because college students frequently look like that (though usually only on Monday mornings...). Once they started trying to eat people other than the faculty we figured it out, though. We locked them out, put office furniture in front of the doors. As long as they don't get to the contractor's power tools we're probably okay until someone with more firepower shows up. '

Good thing the housemate collects guns, and that I managed to contact her before the phones went out.
[info]grymnir wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:39 pm (UTC)
Richmond lies between North Carolina and Baltimore; so far there are no signs. Wait...this is nascar-land even if it is a state capital, so how can we tell? Maybe it has something to do with the rain? We've had none today but there is a front due from the south.

Just in case, maybe, a few bottles of high-test vodka or rm might be a good idea. We can always drink it later if nothing happens. The cats are acting weird--they keep running from room to room, looking outthe windows, and mewling.
[info]andyleggett wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
Like, ohmigosh! Writers gone rabid! *gasps*
[info]stwish wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC)
Lots of zombies here, but in this neighborhood, they are only interested in crack and oxy contin... Try leaving a trail of downers over the nearest cliff.
[info]smoemeth wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
It's highly inappropriate I know, but even as I barricade my doors I can't help but sing "Do The Necronomicon" from Evil Dead: The Musical, which has been going through my head ever since this whole mess started today.

Who knows, it might even help.
[info]madkestrel wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 09:33 pm (UTC)
If the CDC comes along, don't let them in. The vaccinations don't work. Oh God help us, they don't work...
[info]sboydtaylor wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
Some mood music, for the end of the world:

zombie song "eat your brains"
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/re-your-brains

kill the zombies spn
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCM4HNuFbx0

50,000 volts survive zombies
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ynXBMgLEbM
[info]orphan_ann wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC)
You Americans have it easy. All those weapons lying about, and it's not like they can use them. I'm trapped in a block of flats and we've been reduced to dropping furniture on 'em. Let me tell you, they squish even better than they burn.

Interesting thing over here is they seem to be fighting amongst themselves. I think it's the newer ones ganging up on the more-rotted ones. We must be a prime target.
[info]0ccam wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 10:46 pm (UTC)
Damn Zombies
They don't take well to having heavy stuff whacking their skulls... good thing!

This is certainly an event that will make one pro-cremation!
[info]magentamn wrote:
Jun. 13th, 2007 11:25 pm (UTC)
Cold steel works pretty well, if not very fast. I'm so glad I keep my machete sharp.

Minneapolis is not overrun yet, but most of downtown seems to be. Don't know about St Paul. The 'burbs have already been lost to the zombies, years ago.
[info]mattador wrote:
Jun. 14th, 2007 12:01 am (UTC)
Salt is supposed to hold them back, and maybe- maybe disinfect bites if you're quick. I don't know. You might even be safer there, in the middle of nowhere- no cemetaries, right?

I need to get out of the city, now.

Profile

me and a troll
[info]matociquala
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
Elizabeth Bear Dot Com

Latest Month

July 2009
S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031 

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Lizzy Enger