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Proposed corrolary to Godwin's Law:

  • Jan. 25th, 2008 at 7:49 PM
criminal minds reid yes i'm a genius
Any internet conversation has reached its useful end when the issue of Mac vs. PC is raised.

Comments

[info]coraa wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 12:56 am (UTC)
Ooh, I like that one.

I don't care what kind of computer people use, but I won't stick around for that kind of discussion. It never goes anywhere useful or pleasant.
[info]cjsmith wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 05:57 am (UTC)
Amen to all of that!
[info]mcurry wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:03 am (UTC)
Anyone who says that is just like Hitler!

;)
[info]ronin_kakuhito wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:09 am (UTC)
I think it has mostly cooled down since the late 90s. Especially with the intel macs and the (possibly overpriced) introduction of a 2 button laser mouse for the Mac and the fact that a lot of microsoft users have decided to upgrade to XP on their Vista machines, a lot of fire has gone out of the argument. (Add to it the fact that Linux has several distros that are user friendly right out of the box, and has fan-persons who are far bigger zealots than all but the biggest fans of the other two, and suddenly it gets aembarassing to be too strong of a booster for either side.)
[info]blackcoat wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:24 am (UTC)
"The linux people are selling tanks. Well, not so much selling them, as standing around on top of their yurts, yelling into microphones 'Our tanks have better handling then the MG, and get a hundred miles to the gallon'
But, a typical user will say to them, 'But I don't know how to fix a tank!'
To which the Linux people will say "You don't know how to fix your station wagon [Windows] either!"
"But, I can take my station wagon to a mechanic, who will keep it for two weeks, charge me an exorbitant amount of money, and then give it back to me mostly working!"
"We will send people to your house in the middle of the night to fix it for you! For free!"
"Stay away from my house, you freaks!"

Paraphrased from In The Beginning Was The Command Line. by Neal Stephenson.
[info]jadegirl wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:31 am (UTC)
"We will send people to your house in the middle of the night to fix it for you! For free!"

You know, considering the customer service I've gotten for my beloved Mac, I'd honestly be totally cool with that option.

(I had to ask for a manager because the sales guy kept telling me how 'sleek and stylish' it was, and how I would 'look cute working on it at a cafe', but not anything about the OS.)
[info]dewline wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)
Damn. *winces in sympathy*

The sales guy messed up, then, even if he made the sale.
[info]purplecthulhu wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 10:47 am (UTC)
I would 'look cute working on it at a cafe'

That's sexual harassment not a sales pitch!

Edited at 2008-01-26 10:49 am (UTC)
[info]ronin_kakuhito wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:31 am (UTC)
Good point, thought that book was referencing a situation that applied well before there was a user friendly build of Linux. Since 1999 when Stephenson said that, things have gotten to the point that you can buy a linux box from Walmart.
Though quoting something from nine years ago does illustrate a major piece of modern Mac/Windows/Linus debates: A great deal of the points raised against each side are in reference to editions of the software and hardware that are 5 to 10 years old.
[info]tsubaki_ny wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 04:56 am (UTC)
That was one of the best books ever. Neal Stephenson managed to make the explanation of the evolution of operating systems accesible, interesting and funny.
[info]faithhopetricks wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 09:36 am (UTC)
Wonderful, wonderful book. I always really love rereading the bit about someone viewing Disneyland through their videocamera.
[info]also_huey wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
I dunno, I always thought it would be cool when Hodgman finally snaps.

[info]ronin_kakuhito wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:37 am (UTC)
I don't know. I think those commercials have been mostly positive for the MS world. Hodgeman is very much the sympathetic character in most of those commercials, and if he seems a little confused about modern applications, well, that really describes the way a lot of people who are looking to buy their first computer feel when faced with these things.

Oh gods, have you seen the PC Mac Linux photoshop? I love it muchly.
It uses Jay Maynard to represent Linux. (Jay is the Tron Guy. Gutsy as hell, and actually a really neat guy from his posts on a couple of places I hang around.)
[info]belmikey wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:17 am (UTC)
Hitler would have run Windows :-)

*runs and hides*
[info]fledgist wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
Mussolini would have had a Mac....
[info]fledgist wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
And Stalin, of course, would have run FORTRAN.
[info]dewline wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)
Okay, this is now officially an ex-argument.
[info]youraugustine wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 05:54 am (UTC)
It's just resting!
[info]slobbit wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:25 am (UTC)
I come home from work at the satellite gleaming monolith, to this? *g*

Silly Bear. Don't poke the bees' nest. ^_^
[info]blackaire wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
Completely OT
Now I want a tuna melt, too!
[info]slash_girl wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
Unless you're talking about the commercials, which I love. But yeah, it's pretty much a dead end convo--people are never gonna convince other people to switch systems.

I'm firmly in the PC camp, but my best friend has a newish iMac (less than two years old) which I have used a few times. Now, I wouldn't want one at home, but I'd take one at work, although I love my dell desktop. The new iMac's OS is much more PC-user friendly...and they take up a lot less space than a PC.

When my Tech Guy was in the other day, he was saying how he has Vista on his laptop and how wonderful it is and that we'll be switching to it at some point. I told him that anyone who puts Vista on my machine would end up, oh, DEAD. He tried to tell me I was afraid of change--but I'm not. I have used it--it's what's on my sister's laptop and if it worked any slower, it'd be stopped. Of course, with 2G of RAM, it would probably run okay on my dell...but still, yuck.

The next time he tells me he's gonna put Vista on my machine--I'm gonna tell him not to bother and to just get me an iMac. That'll piss him off, he hates Macs. I think his comment the last time I mentioned getting an iMac was "Not in my fucking school". Heh. Now, tell me, who's afraid of change?
[info]matociquala wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
Hee.

You should say that to him. *g*
[info]slash_girl wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)
Oh, I am so going to. *heh*
[info]sienamystic wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
I've always had PCs at home and now have a Mac at work. I've been told a billion times by Mac users that it's really intuitive and I'll love it, but...not so much. Maybe at some point I'll come to love the thing, but right now it's frustrating because I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING.

*sniffle*
[info]ronin_kakuhito wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 03:15 am (UTC)
A big chunk of the traditional "macs are intuitive and PC's are hard to use" meme comes from the mac users using ported software. I don't know how mac software stands today, but as recently as 2004, the Mac ports of the MS Office suite sucked. I never understood the complaints until I tried using office on a Mac.

At least with the newer Macs, a lot of things that are standard options for a PC can be done through the UNIX console. Used to be a lot harder.
[info]feyandstrange wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)
Darn you and your tuna melt temptations! I am too lazy to tmake myself one. I think.

And really, I'd state that as "when the issue of competing operating systems or hardware", because I've seen worse flamewars over Linux flavors and BSDs.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 03:19 am (UTC)
Your logic is impeccable.
[info]ckd wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
Or editors. Emacs/vi is the canonical example.

(Neatly proving the superiority of the Mac, since Mac OS X includes both and Windows doesn't include either.)
[info]speakertomgrs wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 04:38 am (UTC)
Any internet conversation has reached its useful end when the issue of Mac vs. PC is raised.

Yep, you proved your point; just raising the issue of raising the issue trashed this thread from the get-go.
[info]n5red wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 05:32 am (UTC)
Install Linux! And don't be trash talking Jay, I went to school with him.

Seriously, Mac OSX is a very good desktop system.

I run Linux (CentOS 5) on all my desktops, but I also get paid to be a Linux sysadmin on both Red Hat and SUSE systems. Dealing with Linux servers from a Linux desktop is so much smoother than anything else.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 12:15 pm (UTC)
See? This conversation has reached its useful end.

Who said anything about Jay?
[info]n5red wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 12:58 pm (UTC)
Sombody posted about tronguy, Jay Maynard. Feel free to pick on Jay Lake, he deserves it.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 01:10 pm (UTC)
Ahhhhh. I follow.
[info]slothman wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 07:53 am (UTC)
In the general case...
Any time a discussion reaches the point at which people are reacting out of religious fervor rather than listening to each other’s arguments, the conversation has reached its useful end, on and off the Internet. This goes for Mac vs. PC, Emacs vs. vi, Linux distro vs. other Linux distro, Coke vs. Pepsi, Science Fiction vs. Literature, even Tuna Melt vs. Roast Beef.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 12:19 pm (UTC)
Re: In the general case...
tuuuuuuuna melt.

...roast beef!

tuuuuuuuna melt.

...roast beef!

tuuuuuuuna melt.

...roast beef!

Oh my.

I have to pick just one?

This is why I'm no good at religion.
[info]callunav wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 03:10 pm (UTC)
::eyes the original post::

::eyes the discussion::

::eyes Bear::

Did you do that on purpose? You did, didn't you?
[info]matociquala wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
Hi.

We're all about the irony.

And the meta.

;-)
[info]thought1 wrote:
Jan. 29th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
What about the meta-irony? *ducking* (:
[info]3seed wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 05:28 pm (UTC)
A great xkcd comic on Godwin's Law is at: http://xkcd.com/261.

As for the Mac/PC debate, I agree. Most of the arguments are history now. Now it's more a matter of style and preference than anything else.
[info]chrisbillett wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2008 11:49 pm (UTC)
Heh. I keep both a PC and a Mac, in much the same way that I keep a screwdriver and a hammer.
[info]sonipitts wrote:
Jan. 27th, 2008 06:23 am (UTC)
Hodgman's Corollary?
[info]matociquala wrote:
Jan. 27th, 2008 12:56 pm (UTC)
Ehe.
[info]thought1 wrote:
Jan. 29th, 2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
Addendum
...unless you're discussing it for the purpose of discussing John Hodgeman, and everyone should discuss John Hodgeman at some point. (:

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