on March 10th, 2008 at 12:51 am
*I'm* actually a trained Junior Cabana Boy from way back!
... apparently one of the first things you're supposed to learn in Cabana Boy School is not to give your mother drinks, lest she and the rest of the boat decide to go topless to "Give the tugboat captains some entertainment." O_o
And yes, I do have childhood trauma; why do you ask? ^_^