Demand Dragons. Pet ones. ones that will do your will.
Oh wait. that... hrm. A dragon who will do your bidding would be quite a date on friday night.
If you decide to go the internets route, hitch your star to 1001 First Dates and simply relax and enjoy the entertainment it will bring. It seriously takes some weeding out. You'll probably be attracted to the ones who write a good line, but damn, how many of them just don't present well IRL. Sigh.
I did find my Mr. Delicious from an ad I threw on Craigslist one night in a fit of amused pique, seeking the Last First Date Ever.
Seems to have worked.
Good luck. Keep a sense of humor and always know where the exits are located.