For some reason, I find it hard to imagine you married to someone (at around the time when I started reading you, too, wtf?!)
But I CAN see you with an array of boi-toi's... OoO! Or dashing older men! ;D Love me some of those...
And you *are* gonna be up to your neck in drooling fanbois and -girl's at your next con, once they catch whiff that your'e on the market. Bear Groupies! ^u^