they must need bears

Just visit naamah_darling's LJ and you can overload on pictures and videos of the tiny orphaned kittens she's raising. Guaranteed to require insulin.

I recommend this one.

How about some Real Horses and a Cute Guy?

Edited at 2008-05-04 03:37 am (UTC)

Fluffy bunnies, phooey--that one's on my Amazon wish list!

We don't need no stinking bunnies.

Cabana boys with good hands, that's where it's at...

Well, my cats are bounding around the place. One'a them has found a little plastic doo-hickey, and it's become their latest toy of fascination. And they're both such guys--they'll be playing with something, like their wee, little toy mousie--and then suddenly drop it and walk away as if they're trying to refluff their cool.

Uh...the text you were reading, it's for research, right? Have you ever heard of the Center for Homicide Research (http://www.chronline.org/)? It was started up by a friend of mine about 10 or 15 years ago, and it's main focus is on GLBT homicide. I don't know if this'd be of any use to you, but...

I've been reading some criminology too, on the profiling of violent crimes, especially by serial criminals. Very interesting; wonderful fodder for fiction.

Kittens singing Edelweiss. Not a book, true; but saccharine and creepy.

Oh! Have you also read the sex offender classification manual written by their colleague whose name to my shame I cannot quite recall?

Don't forget about the rabid squirrels. I find them particularly charming.

That aside, I've read part of this lovely tome and found it did cover all the basics. At least from what I recall.