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Overheard at WisCon

11.) "I need to pee--"
       "Not here."

12.) R'lyehan tourist phrasebook:

Help. I am being devoured by your octopus.

My species does not breathe water.

No thank you. I do not wish a fungus.

I'm sorry, no. I have claustrophobia.

You seem to have a frog in your throat.
You seem to have a frog in your soup.
You seem to have a frog in your pants.

Would you like a lemon drop?

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I am guessing that the R'lyehan tourist phrasebook is an homage to Joanna Russ' 1972 lexicon story "Useful Phrases for the Tourist". It is also entirely made of win. Ia! Ia!