Jul. 25th, 2008
- 12:37 PM
Now I have to fix this story.
And the first thing I have to do is find a first line that would not get it rejected by every self-respecting magazine editor in North America.
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Possibly what you really need to do here is get all the first line candidates which you feel do not meet this criterion out of your system by, y'know...
...posting them where I can see them.
I think that might really help!
Why am I telling you this? Because I'm busy procrastinating, of course! 8-D