Actually, in person, it doesn't look anything like a giant chrome-plated phallus at all.

Aug. 18th, 2008 at 12:17 PM

The proportions are all wrong. And I'm pretty sure that if your penis were bulging like that in at he middle, you'd need to see a doctor post-haste.

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music:the robot monster cleaning the living room

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pbray

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)

How very cool and shiny, and it looks right at home there.

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matociquala

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:31 pm (UTC)

Amidst the toy animals....

I think I shall put my suck monkey on it.

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michaeldthomas

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)

It's very shiny. :)

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ckd

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)

"If you have a Hugo that lasts for over four hours, seek medical attention."

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deakat

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)

So shiny! It's beautiful. :)

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veejane

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:39 pm (UTC)

Well, if your penis were 13 inches long, I presume a doctor would be in order as well.

(Like all good dildoes, however, the pictured item has a big, wide base. Safe play is always important!)

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matociquala

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:49 pm (UTC)

Dude, nothing that looks like that is getting anywhere near my nether parts. Two words: "Internal bleeding."

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winneganfake

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:40 pm (UTC)

Y'know, now that you've said it though, I just cannot unsee it. Much less stop thinking about how much that would hurt.

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rekre8

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)

Please compare this photo to the one John Scalzi posted, with little stuffed toys and artwork surrounding his award. Similarities?

Is this something that all Hugo-ists do? Post photos of the spaceship in their home environment? (count this as encouragement for them to do so - y'all should cross-link to each other's photos)

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matociquala

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)

Where else are you going to put it, except on the shelf with the stuffed toys?

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jhetley

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)

Not to mention those fins . . .

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tamnonlinear

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)

Oh, an award with significant possibilities as a home defense weapon! I like it.

I loved the story, by the way. Just thought I'd mention that too.

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buymeaclue

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:43 pm (UTC)

I see a pony!

(Two ponies!)

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matociquala

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)

Heraldic ponies!

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writegirl23

Aug. 18th, 2008 04:49 pm (UTC)

See the Hugo Award in its natural environment. They get along quite well with stuffed animals and should be fed at at least once a day with plenty of attention.

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andelku

Aug. 18th, 2008 05:20 pm (UTC)

Congratulations!

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caramida

Aug. 18th, 2008 05:48 pm (UTC)

Again with the Congratulations. The award is well-deserved.

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kimuro

Aug. 18th, 2008 06:15 pm (UTC)

When you first posted the photo with the caption "Look what I won" my thought was - a silver dildo -?

Congratulations on the win.

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planetalyx

Aug. 18th, 2008 06:24 pm (UTC)

It's a thing of beauty--congratulations.

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thejunebug

Aug. 18th, 2008 06:34 pm (UTC)

It looks gorgeous. Well done!!!

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kateelliott

Aug. 18th, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)

I've been traveling (am still traveling) since and including Denvention, so I may have forgotten to say:

Whoo-hoo! Congrats!

I'm so pleased. But not, I am sure, as pleased as you are. *g*

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coffeeem

Aug. 18th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)

Awww--that's well worth cleaning the living room for! *g*

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jonquil

Aug. 18th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)

Shiny.

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sartorias

Aug. 18th, 2008 07:11 pm (UTC)

I think it looks shiny and sfnal and totally awesome.

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crookedfeet

Aug. 18th, 2008 07:25 pm (UTC)

Yay! Shiny! Not the best looking one, but not the worst one either.

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chang3002

Aug. 18th, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC)

Or get a job in the adult film industry!

Yay for giant SF peen award! Congratulations again!

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pjthompson

Aug. 18th, 2008 07:51 pm (UTC)

But it's very pretty. And that's one of the nicest displays I've seen. :-)

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cherylmmorgan

Aug. 18th, 2008 07:54 pm (UTC)

Very splendid, and thanks once again for making my evening by dropping by the live coverage.

My own view on the phallic symbol things is that I'm glad penises are not really that pointy.

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matociquala

Aug. 18th, 2008 08:02 pm (UTC)

AMEN!

And hey, I was totally pleased you were liveblogging. that made MY night.

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_eljefe_

Aug. 18th, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC)

Just don't tell the Russians. They might think it's a missile defense system and get cranky.

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matociquala

Aug. 19th, 2008 01:38 pm (UTC)

I was wondering if I should put it next to my Dick Award of Merit....

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fiction_theory

Aug. 18th, 2008 10:12 pm (UTC)

Is it wrong that I'm actually more interested in the toys than the award?

I'm trying to decide if the little fella in the left bottom is. Dare I guess that it's a bear?

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