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Take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture.

I think I'm working on my Death Glower.



...and that's why I wear a hat when I run before showering.

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[info]panjianlien wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:08 pm (UTC)
See, when I see someone who looks grumpy in that mode in the morning, it makes me want to go smooch 'em on the nose. Which might make them more grumpy, I realize, so I try to curb the impulse. But still.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:12 pm (UTC)
That's actually my frown of concentration. But I know it looks like the GLARE OF DEATH. (You should have seen my old student ID. My friend [info]netcurmudgeon called it the Mortal, Why Are You Pointing That Box At Me? photo....

(Nose smooching makes me burst out laughing. Or smooch back. I am an inveterate nose smoocher myself, so I cannot complain.)
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[info]halfmoon_mollie wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:21 pm (UTC)
It looks more like heavy concentration - You're thinking deep thoughts and someone has interrupted you.
[info]marydell wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:24 pm (UTC)
cute haircut!
[info]batwrangler wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:25 pm (UTC)
I would totally date you -- if I lived in CT and dated girls. :)

Ps. my fancy camera won't focus that close, thus am I spared (and no one will know that I am coincidentally wearing my Shadow Unit shirt today).

Edited at 2008-09-18 12:42 pm (UTC)
[info]matociquala wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
awww.

Timer?
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[info]mrissa wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:26 pm (UTC)
Because the top of your head is cut off by thin lines of white and black? Uff da! I'd wear a hat at that point, too! I'm so glad you regenerate in the shower.
[info]fidelioscabinet wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:27 pm (UTC)
Oddly enough, this is the expression that causes people to say things like "Why are you so upset all the time" and "You're so pretty when you smile". While I was probably trying to remember what I meant to put on the grocery list I forgot to write down, or what part of the Sekrit Government Manual has the instructions I need, and was not planning on killing someone--when they say that--well, I'm ready for some maiming.

If nothing else would have made me a feminist having people feel that they can demand that I smile because women are supposed to have pleasant expressions all the time would have done the trick.
[info]pnkrokhockeymom wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
I'm sayin'. Yesterday a (male) co-worker came down to get me to say "hi" simply because when I happen to glance at him in the hallway (when we are not, you know, engaged in conversation), he cannot "read" my expression properly.

Srsly.
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[info]pnkrokhockeymom wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:37 pm (UTC)
Once again, my office believes your pics, in particular, might be dangerous to appropriate office-type behavior or national security or I dunno what. So I can't SEE IT. Grr.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC)
Just picture the old far side cartoon about the heartbreak of morning face. *g*
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[info]jmprince wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:43 pm (UTC)
That's awesome!
[info]stwish wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:44 pm (UTC)
At least you look serious. If i was an Alien i would hide in the scuppers. Whatever scuppers are.
[info]caulay wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:46 pm (UTC)
If that's your Death Glower, you really need to work on it. No one's even going to be injured by it, much less killed. That comes across more as "intent".

And really, the hair is nothing for just gotten up.

[info]owlfish wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:49 pm (UTC)
If it were a Death Glower it would be hard to tell whether or not it worked online: dead people aren't usually very good about commenting.
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[info]fledgist wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:57 pm (UTC)
I didn't do it. Honest.
[info]hvw wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 12:58 pm (UTC)
I jumped off the sheep!
You didn't ask, but I don't see anything un-date-worthy there. You just look awfully serious.
[info]ammitnox wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 08:15 pm (UTC)
Re: I jumped off the sheep!
her r srs writer!
[info]ahsavka wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 01:09 pm (UTC)
I was sitting in the car thinking about a story, as a kid, and my mom caught my expression in the rearview mirror and yelled, "AHSAVKA," all startled, "you look like you want to kill somebody!"

C'mon, mom, that's just my thinking face.
[info]suricattus wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 01:17 pm (UTC)
The photo captures your eye color. That's the first and last thing that catches notice. In between someone might think "oh, morning Bear. Morning Bear hair."

(I have determined that there is no way to take a halfway decent self-portrait unless you have a tripod and a timer. And even then it's 50-50.)


[info]matociquala wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 01:26 pm (UTC)
I kind of like the one I have in gchat, but that was some kind of freak occurrence. *g* So yeah....

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[info]klingonguy wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 01:30 pm (UTC)
awesome death glower!
[info]dichroic wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 01:41 pm (UTC)
At lest you have both eyes open. I finally gave up on a nonsmiling photo because it kept coming out with eyes so lopsided I didn't want to inflict the picture on the Intarwebs.
[info]netdancer wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 01:58 pm (UTC)
We wear identical glasses!
[info]newroticgirl wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
I read that as "Darth Glower".

*goes for more caffiene*
[info]sinboy wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
Aaaaagh

*dies*
[info]snapes_angel wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
No digital camera. :p But death glower, ftw!
[info]edschweppe wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 04:45 pm (UTC)
Hey! You look quite date-worthy to me!

(Hmmm. Ten years isn't that much of an age difference ...)
[info]sdowney wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
Well, I just learned what feature my adorable overhyped phone version 2 doesn't have that my Palm Treo did. A little mirror spot on the back, just big enough to aim the thing for self portraits. The lack of tactile feedback is also helpful.

http://www.sdowney.org/2008/09/eeeep.html

The DeathGlower seems to be focused on whoever is standing behind me, trying to read over my shoulder.
[info]jaegamer wrote:
Sep. 18th, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC)
Excellent scowlage, my dear!
[info]darkmoon668 wrote:
Sep. 19th, 2008 10:21 am (UTC)
   well worth waking up to... and for!
   lovely!
   i shall retali..., er, reSPOND, in a few days, when i am home again... which gives you time to retire the thread...
[info]deakat wrote:
Sep. 19th, 2008 01:41 pm (UTC)
I have an old photo somewhere in which I am glowering/using my psychic powers on a marshmallow on a stick. Will post when found, but in the meantime, I have also jumped the sheep.

Beautiful eyes you have. I would totally want to date you if I were not genetically monogamous, and/or not married, and you liked older women. Nice brains you have, too. :)

edited to remove double-negative

Edited at 2008-09-19 01:51 pm (UTC)
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