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ace the wonder dog
Because you asked for it:

Here's what the process of grooming the GRD looks like. Yes, there is a dog in there somewhere.

...I think.

This takes about forty minutes twice a week, or about 90 minutes once a week. We like the first option better, because in three days he doesn't have time to matt. Basically, he gets a spray conditioner brushed through his coat in sections, which are then combed out. Yes, I do have to brush his armpits, between his toes, his butt, and his testicles, all of which are furry. He's particularly dubious about the toes part, as you can tell....


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[info]irismoonlight wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:42 pm (UTC)
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Where did you find the little wookie and what are you doing to it on your kitchen floor?
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
*g* I know of at least two Briards and a kennel named "Chewbaccca."

Edited at 2009-04-03 10:50 pm (UTC)
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[info]rekre8 wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:42 pm (UTC)
I don't know who's more adorable in that photo, him or you.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
Aww. Thank you.

(He's generally a nicer creature...)
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[info]suricattus wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
It's not a dog, it's a Wookie!
[info]callunav wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:43 pm (UTC)
That second picture is awesome, though it is vaguely reminiscent of something the late Jane Goodall might have aspired to.
[info]pixel39 wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:46 pm (UTC)
That is entirely ridiculous.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
Yes. Yes, it is. *g* I particularly like the back foot braced against the cabinetry.
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[info]paigemom wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
I'd say I really appreciate my short-haired dog, but you both look like you're having so much fun inventing dog-grooming yoga poses :)
[info]liret wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
That really is a ridiculously gigantic dog. Or a giant sloth. From this angle, I can't tell.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
The hair grows in the other direction, on a sloth....
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[info]cjtremlett wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
I still have problems believing there's a dog under there!
[info]luis_mw wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:08 pm (UTC)
Wow! Until those photos, I really had no idea of the scale of the GRD!
[info]beyondfake_0 wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:29 pm (UTC)
Month Long Lurker...
First time commenting...

I just wanted to say I like your giant ridiculous dog. :D
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
Re: Month Long Lurker...
Thank you! I'm kind of falling in love with him, myself. I got really lucky.
[info]jtdiii wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
He is suffering so obviously in those photos....
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:10 am (UTC)
The torments of the DAMNED. *g*
[info]heartbreakangel wrote:
Apr. 3rd, 2009 11:52 pm (UTC)
Several months long lurker, first comment, etc.

For a few seconds, there, I thought you might have been grooming a Muppet.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
Nice to meet you!

Actually, he is quite muppety. I'm after my mom to name one Fizzgig.
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[info]also_huey wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 12:05 am (UTC)
Huh, it's windy here, making it a perfect time for brushing out the dog, so that's what I just did as well.

Keeping the backyard safe from moose
(Photo (c) Rebecca Ore, who was briefly my roommate)

He's a Norwegian Elkhound, a thick double-coated snow-dog, kind of like a smaller and bark-y-er Alaskan Malamute, and as such, I can generally pull a softball-sized lump of dog off of him in about two minutes of brushing. Gotta do it outside, and it really helps if it's windy - otherwise, it all winds up stuck to either you or him.

He's a happy boy. I don't know how I ever managed to function all of those years that I didn't have a dog.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:11 am (UTC)
Dogs make everything better, I swear.
[info]jadegirl wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 12:21 am (UTC)
That's a yeti. There's a yeti, tragically thrashing, in your kitchen.

That's so cool!
[info]liminalia wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC)
That second photo is the happiest one I've ever seen of you. GRDs are obviously good for bears.
[info]kjersti wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 12:24 am (UTC)
Completely unrelated to your post but I thought you might like to know.

The books I ordered from your internet sale arrived this week, I've gone through Carnival, Dust and Blood and Iron/Whiskey and Water so far and have enjoyed them all hugely. Thank you!
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
YAY!
[info]aitchellsee wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 12:44 am (UTC)
NYC apartment dweller is jealous of the vacant square feet of kitchen floor, and the window...

. . .

. . .

. . .

...to say nothing of the dog.

As it were :-)
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
As it were. ;-)

It's a really nice apartment. *g*
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[info]glinda_w wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 01:21 am (UTC)
Oh, *wonderful*!
[info]youraugustine wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 01:22 am (UTC)
That bottom one is a wonderful picture of you. You look so joyful, and that looks good on you. :D
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
*g* It's really hard not to laugh when you have a yeti in your lap, telling you you're TICKLING! HIS! FEET!
[info]ckastens wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 01:57 am (UTC)
Hah! Great pics! Glad I still have only a cat.
[info]coffeeem wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
I'll buy that there's a dog, because you wouldn't lie to me. I just can't figure out where his head is.

You were right. You've been right all along. That is a Giant! Ridiculous! Dogge! <3
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
his head is draped over my left thigh. He was actually pretty relaxed during all this, although heaving great doggy sighs of put-upon-tude.
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[info]pameladean wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)
The only way I can tell which end is which is that legs only attach to dogs in certain ways. But man.

P.
[info]temporus wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 03:08 am (UTC)
Your Giant Ridiculous Dog appears to be much more cooperative in the grooming department than my Fearless Mop. (And wow, seeing him in context shows just how GIANT he really is.)
[info]jmeadows wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 03:13 am (UTC)
Good golly that is one giant ridiculous dog.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 10:56 am (UTC)
He probably weighs what you do!
[info]dd_b wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 05:04 am (UTC)
Okay, you gave the mass of the dog, and one can make inferences from that that are pretty much correct. But these photos still make the scale of that guy clearer somehow.
[info]matociquala wrote:
Apr. 4th, 2009 10:56 am (UTC)
He's not quite Wookiee-sized. Maybe a dwarf Wookiee?
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