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jarts: internet lawn defense league

you kids get off my lawn

Dear world: it's "Bury the lede," not "bury the lead."

We're fucking up the organization of a news story, not attending DiCaprio's funeral.

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The one that frustrates me most is when people are balling their eyes out. Because that's when they're most upset, so they really don't need their old neighbor/cousin/whatever to come around telling them that it's BAWLING, dammit. And yet. And yet.
I guess balling your eyes out is okay between consenting adults, but... NMK. And in fact, so thoroughly NMK that I'd rather not ever hear about its existence...
Right, I almost always think, "Don't wanna know. Unless it's with a melon baller, in which case, still don't wanna know."
DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT.

The one that's been bugging me lately is "pouring over" some bit of text. What are you pouring over it? Your coffee?
That one makes me batty, too.