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helen mirren tempesthawkwing_lb wrote
on January 3rd, 2013 at 01:14 am

The patriarchy is in my armpits.

Best line ever.

I noticed this when I started to wear bras that actually fit - for a long while I was too broke to get new ones when the 38B and the 36C stopped fitting, so I had bizarre bulges. Bulges that made me think I was weird. Made me think maybe I had Things Gone Wrong inside, even.

(Never actually thought it was fat. I was lighter then, and more athletic before I embarked upon the Thesis From Hell.)

But it turns out that when I wear 38C my hairy armpits fail to bulge breastily. So! Properly fitting bras, the solution to many problems.

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