It's rubbish like this that makes me wish I could clone my nearby and excellent bra shop. Huge range of band and cup sizes right there in the store and competent staff who want to put you in a well fitted bra that meets your needs.
The prices- well yes, if I hunt for weeks I can find cheaper bras that sort of fit, are more than a little uncomfortable and wear out in under three months. What a bargain! Not.
Armpit fat. Yeesh. Many years ago I stopped dating a guy who, in remarking on an actress on a magazine cover, said her earlobes were too fat. I was like, dude, if your standards are that high let's not waste each other's time. Never regretted it. Life's too short and awkward dates are too long to spend time with someone who goes all judgey monkey over fat earlobes.