If there is a brand of running skirt that fits thunder thighs-and-ass, please tell me, because I love wearing skirts, but I hate the chafing. (I hate wearing hose, even queen size won't stay up. Also it gets unpleasant in summer.) And the sticking to plastic chairs thing. And having to sit carefully so I don't flash everyone.
(And a book rec? Whipping Girl: A Transsexual Woman on Sexism and the Scapegoating of Femininity by Julia Serano. A friend loaned me their copy, and I really liked it.)