I'll admit I occasionally shake my head with Title 9's tendency to add random flower decals to things, mostly because it turns clothing I would like to have into clothing I'd really prefer not to have, and that makes me sad.
I love the idea of skorts - I used to wear skirts a lot, but they are generally lifestyle non-agreeable with me. Unless I'm going dancing somewhere where it makes sense to just color coordinate my underwear. The only reason I don't wear skorts more is that I haven't found ones I like - most of what I've found involves "boy shorts" that are both tight and very short. Tight is probably okay, but tight and short leaves me thinking I'd get a better fit just color coordinating my underwear. (I have one pair... that's okay. Though pretty much any skort isn't going to work well with a recumbent.)