writing rengeek magpie mind

October 2014

S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031 

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com
problem catmatociquala wrote
on March 21st, 2013 at 09:07 am

i could save you baby but it isn't worth my time

Due to travel schedules, my peripatetic step cat is in residence here for a couple of months, which means...

Cat vs. Monkey: The New Brood!

Monkey: *lies in bed*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *stands at window*
Monkey: *lies in bed*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *stands at window*
Monkey: *lies in bed*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *stands at window*

Monkey: "Cat, I'm cold."
Peripatetic Step Cat: *stands at window*

Monkey: *reads a book*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *stands at window*

Peripatetic Step Cat: Those birds will come back eventually!
Monkey: Birds sleep at night, cat. Unlike cats.

Monkey: *sleeps*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *stands at window*

Monkey: *sleeps*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *bangs on window*

Monkey: *does not sleeps*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *bangs on window*

Monkey: *lies in bed trying to play Angry Birds on phone*
2013-03-16 08.31.16
Peripatetic Step Cat:
*LOVES YOU VERY MUCH OH MY GOD WHY WERE WE KEPT APART HERE HAVE SOME OF MY DROOL AND HEADBUTTS AND THINGS AND THAT IS MY PHONE AND YOU ARE MY MONKEY ALL MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE*


Monkey: *has to pee*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *curls up on Monkey's chest and purrrrrrsssss*

Monkey: *makes a break for the bathroom*
Peripatetic Step Cat: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO PEE! I MUST HELP YOU PEE!

Monkey: *attempts to change sheets*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *SHEET ATTACK*

Monkey: *attempts to change sheets*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *ANKLE ATTACK*

Monkey: *attempts to change sheets*
Peripatetic Step Cat: *HAND ATTACK*

Monkey: Well, that's the bed made. Guess I'll head out...
Peripatetic Step Cat: Whatevs. *stands in window*

The Alleged Perpetrator:
2013-03-21 07.43.00

Previous installments of Cat vs. Monkey may be found under this tag: Presumptuous Cat

(Read Comments)

No HTML allowed in subject

  
 
   
 

Notice! This user has turned on the option that logs your IP address when posting. 

(will be screened)