on March 21st, 2013 at 01:19 pm
Some of my friends with kids talk about how they don't get to pee alone any more, and I'm like, "Any more? You ever got to pee alone? OH THE LUXURY."
(I might drown, you see. That small room is full of water, and while I am grudgingly permitted to shower alone, if I take too long at it, the littledog sticks her paws under the door and cries. "HELLO MONKEY ARE YOU DEAD? DID THE WATER BOX GET YOU? HELLO?")