on March 21st, 2013 at 02:58 pm
"Ah! I perceive that you are trying to change the sheets! Since this is for my benefit alone, I shall graciously aid you with the power of my bottom."
"You appear strangely concerned. Do not fear. I shall turn myself into a lump of superdense matter *cat imports mass from other universe* There! Now the sheets will remain rooted to the bed!"