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The last word on Venom Cock.

  • Feb. 8th, 2006 at 7:35 AM
writing rengeek magpie mind
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hawleygriffen
Feb. 8th, 2006 12:38 pm (UTC)
It appears to have been suspended. Obviously, it couldn't handle the VC.
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 12:40 pm (UTC)
The post is still accessible. It's not poor FW's fault that the venom cock was too much for it.
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cheshyre
Feb. 8th, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
Fandom_wank is a community on journalfen.net, an LJ-based service, but not LJ itself.

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/888821.html


And, to be fair, Bear, I did see the FW post before you entered the fray...
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 12:58 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'm not claiming responsibility. *g*
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commodorified
Feb. 8th, 2006 12:56 pm (UTC)
*psst*
So, zey are distracted by ze cock.

Now ve take over ze vorld, no, Natasha?

*cackles*
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 12:59 pm (UTC)
The icons are brilliant.
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rparvaaz
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:01 pm (UTC)
Especially the one with the *huge* cock...

*ducks and runs*
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stillnotbored
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:53 pm (UTC)
The icons are the best part of the entire thing. I didn't even read most of the comments, I just laughed at icons.

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strigine
Feb. 8th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
The icons are often the best part of fandom_wank posts. :D
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callunav
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:05 pm (UTC)
May I just say that your subject line is SUCH wishful thinking?

You made a post pleading for everyone to stop talking about it, and we managed to give you 117 comments so far, and counting. I mean, we were mostly agreeing with you, but I'm thinking about Bugs Bunny when Yosemite Sam is firing the gun at him and telling him to shut up--

(It is *hard* to use those pronouns. It's only as an adult that I understood that Bugs Bunny is considered male. I had never once considered...the character's...gender as a kid.)

--and Bugs Bunny saying something to the effect of, "You want me to shut up? I'll shut up! I can shut up. I'm not the kind of person who can never shut up. You know the kind of person who can't shut up even when you ask them to shut up? I'm not like that! I know how ot shut up--!"
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:13 pm (UTC)
Hee. That post was mostly me admitting defeat and getting some screaming in. *g*

So with you on Bugs.
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wrathchylde
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:14 pm (UTC)
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is venom cock?
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:16 pm (UTC)
The ongoing pro-wank about the book Touched By Venom, by Janice Cross.
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scott_lynch
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:16 pm (UTC)
Oh, god! Shhhh! SHHHHHHH! The wankwatchers will hear you! You'll be swept into the madness... linked to, god help you, linked to!
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:17 pm (UTC)
*snrch*

You know, we don't have cable. We have to make our own fun.
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tesserae_
Feb. 8th, 2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
Thinking about the *spelling* in that excerpt made me cry...were all those errors deliberate, do you think? (And not the dialogue bits, I got that.)
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borntofr4g
Feb. 8th, 2006 04:57 pm (UTC)
"pumped his hairy ass into her from behind"

That one just left me thinking, "...What?"
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yendi
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:42 pm (UTC)
As if there could ever be a last word on Venom Cock.

I still fully expect Sam Raimi to slip the phrase into the next Spider-Man movie.
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borntofr4g
Feb. 8th, 2006 01:50 pm (UTC)
Or (hopefully) into Evil Dead 4, provided he's working on that.
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
Have you ever seen Bruce Campbell speak? his stock answer to any question he doesn't want to answer is "Evil Dead 4." *g*
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borntofr4g
Feb. 8th, 2006 02:12 pm (UTC)
Sounds Duke Nukem Forever-ish.

Which coincidentally was recently announced to be confirmably in production.

And Duke Nukem borrows a fair amount of Bruce Campbell lines.

CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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nihilistic_kid
Feb. 8th, 2006 02:27 pm (UTC)
Proud? When some stupid Harry Potter think gets 400+ comments on fandom wank and we don't even get 40?

I'm downright deflated.
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
...so to speak.
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nihilistic_kid
Feb. 8th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
Unwisely mocking the phallus, hmmm?
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)
Wisdom appears to have deserted me entirely.
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ivyblossom
Feb. 8th, 2006 02:56 pm (UTC)
No one wanks like fandom wanks. Not even the Venom Cock wanks like...

Oh, forget it.
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jeriendhal
Feb. 8th, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
Could some kind soul give me an invite to JF so I might participate? Because this is too good to miss.

Well that, and I'd like to defend my friend Jim Vowles in the Otakon wank.
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commodorified
Feb. 8th, 2006 03:27 pm (UTC)
... you'll regret it.

Not that you have to take my word for it, but.
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merriehaskell
Feb. 8th, 2006 03:37 pm (UTC)
But it's not even the first time...
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dolphin__girl
Feb. 8th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
I think the pentultimate discussion I've heard on this book came at the store with Chris a few months ago:

ME: (picking up the book) I kind of want to read it just so that I can actually participate in the discussions with an informed opinion.

CHRIS: But why would you do that to yourself when there are so many good books you could be reading?

Chris is smart.
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feyandstrange
Feb. 8th, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
I can't wait for the Wikipedia entry, and the edit wars within it, if any.

Okay, yes I can. But like yo u said: we don't have cable TV here. Hell, I don't have any TV. IT's that or knit...

...dear god pls stop me from developing a knitted venomcock.

Excuse me, going to pour peroxide into my brain now. Although the sad thing is that this is still an improvement over the rest of my morning.
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dlganger
Feb. 8th, 2006 09:05 pm (UTC)
I still have no clue what this is all about, even after reading the various links.

I think I'm happier that way, so please don't try to enlighten me. :)

I'm starting to rethink my desire to get sf books published. The more I interact with fandom, the more scared I get.
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matociquala
Feb. 8th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
;-) The good bits of fandom make up for the bad bits, I think.
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