You mad woman! You'd don't know what you're asking!Nevertheless, here you go.
This one was not submitted for professional consideration, although I did submit it for an undergrad writing contest and won $250 for it (and that's 1991 dollars!), so I think it qualifies. All the short stories I've written for publication have actually gotten published, which sounds impressive until you learn I've only written three. I've written more novels than short stories. Weird.