Oh, the foolhardiness of involving one's self in fandom politics....
- May. 16th, 2006 at 11:03 PM
But am I marking myself as a complete square if I have to ask: what is Harry Potter/CSI mpreg doing on my Tiptree long list?
Juliet gave Snape an anxious look, and then stood aside. "Mr. Snape. This is Nicholas Stokes."...Not-very-well-written Harry Potter/CSI mpreg, if I may venture a critical comment. Although I guess it captures something of Rowling's style.
Whatever he'd been expecting, this certainly wasn't it.
The boy -- man, most certainly, this was no boy -- was undeniably masculine. Strong jaw, clean of form, quite handsome. Although Snape could see almost immediately the minuscule flicker of enchantment about him; a glamour, yes, and a deft one. No Muggle, seeing him, would ever suspect the truth.
He met Stokes's eyes and wanted to recoil. Lovely dark eyes, but filled with rage, a cold fire barely held in check as the man stalked into the room.
"You have no RIGHT," he snapped in a voice icy enough to give Snape himself a run for his money. "I won't do it. I will NOT do it."
Snape made himself nod. "In that case we can force you to comply," he returned steadily. "The law requires it."
"FUCK your law!"
"It's yours as well, or have you forgotten that? Living here, so far from the source?"
Stokes paced away from him, glaring at Juliet until she shut the door behind her. With his back turned he hissed, "I don't recognize your law. I don't give a damn about it, or you!"
"Your parents did. Enough that they did what was required."
"I don't care." The man turned his pretty, snapping eyes back in Snape's direction. "I won't do it," he repeated furiously. "You can't make me."
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...were we expecting this award to be taken seriously?
Oh, right - the Tiptree, bless it, doesn't actually require its nominees to be formally published. Not sure how I feel about that, but it would solve these problems. Or is this why they ask that the long list not be published usually?
And while I should not, perhaps, publicly announce that I can write better than that, I will at least pledge not to use the phrase "pretty, snapping eyes" in anything, even fanfic.
This is the "Copa Cabana" of fanfic. I CAN'T STOP READING.
And yet.
And yet.
There was one partisan.
...of whom I hve just made a lifetime enemy, I'm sure, but...
...some things cannot be borne on one's knees.
So to speak.
It doesn't look any worse than a couple of the other choices on the lists, though. This year seems more uneven than usual. (But that makes it exciting!)
This is very dirty, if you read on a bit.
And also presents you with anatomic unlikelihoods such as:
Breathing hard, Snape’s eyes met his own.
...did I mention it was noncon MPREG?
ugh.
*whimpers*
Can we put up "Another hope" for a Tiptree too?
Gah
Thank you.
Um. WTF.
We give the jury very free rein to award, short-list, and long-list stories. We are aware that standards of good writing vary immensely by: education, class, country of origin, native language, political stance, and many more factors. We don't overrule entries on any list on the basis of quality of writing.
The question of copyright and "plagiarism" is far more complex. This is the first time it has arisen, and I think perhaps we should have considered it more carefully before transmitting the jury's long list. We'll discuss it at this year's motherboard meeting, which is (unsurprisingly) next week.
My personal opinion is that there is a place for slash fiction and a place for honoring it; and there is a place for copyright ownership.
I spend my days (and earn my salary) as a publishers' watchdog, avidly protecting copyright in all its forms. I find it interesting that my boss, far more tenacious at this than I, spends her evenings exchanging bootleg music tapes of her singer-songwriter obsession, and apparently doesn't see a contradiction.
I'm sorry this issue came out in this way, and I'm really glad it arose. Thanks,
Although I tend to think this was a mistake, I don't think not talking about it is the answer. I realize that the jury has a *lot* of latitude...
...on the other hand, listing an incomplete and fairly characteristic work of quasicompetent kinky porn...
...kind of reflects poorly on everybody, I think.
(Highly competent, innovative porn would be another issue entirely.)
The subject of fanfic and copyright is a complex one. In the past, we were fairly sure we were safe in the UK (though not the US) because the protection of copyright only extended to the published medium. So a story written about a TV show was safe, while a video - or, for that matter, a costume - would not have been. The disclaimers in most UK fanzines of twenty years ago would often say something like, "this story is not authorised by XXXXX and no attempt is made to pass off this work as being the work of anyone but [the author]. However, copyright law has changed, and I am not at all sure, from my reading of it, that this still applies.
Fanfic was in more trouble in the US because there you can trademark character names. Mostly, you can't do that in the UK... though there are exceptions.
Finally, it has to be said that I could (though I will not) name a couple of award winning books that were originally fan stories...
Or RPG character diaries.
I'm very taken with the "pretty, snapping eyes", anyway. No idea how it got on the Tiptree list, although I'm reminded of the presence of LAZER KILL!! on the Preditors and Editors poll.
'scuse me, I need to go bleach my brain now.
You would have thought fan writers would have got over this obsession with actor's eyes and completely impossible and inaccurate descriptions of them by now.
(I am reminded of a very old and favourite slash parody, in which one character remarked to another:
"Your eyes are like aquariums."
"Don't you mean... aquamarines?"
"No. They're a sort of dirty green.")
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I can think of a fair number of fics which bend gender in interesting ways and which can stand on their own merits as polished, sophisticated stories featuring genuinely exceptional writing.
While I haven't read this particular fic, the general consensus here seems to be that it does not. Subjective judgements of literary merit aside, the fact that it's unfinished seems to suggest that merit was not the criterion here.
To be honest, if the point was that the nominator felt that the phenomenon of mpreg was interesting and selected an individual fic more or less at random, or based on very limited reading, purely to draw attention to the genre of media fandom - that strikes me as patronizing.
It's a little like someone on a jury for a major mainstream literary award saying,"Hey, I just discovered there's this wacky thing called 'science fiction', and you wouldn't think it, but they're doing really interesting stuff, with this whole idea of setting things in the future! So to draw more attention to it, I've nominated this novel I found called 'Battlefield Earth'!"
(i hope you don't mind that i've 'friended' you.)
Pleased to meet you *g*
(Oh,dear. Suddenly this conversation is reminding me of the scene where Buffy and Giles are catching each other up on things about Spike, and Robin (who doesn't know the recent history) goes chiming in with an assumption so wide of the mark that they both just turn and look at him.)
Somebody got Cliff's Notes to this whole thing yet? I think we need at least a glossary, or a list of What Stuff Is Being Played With On Purpose, or something. If anyone can tell for sure, that is.
*sits down in helpless giggles*
Mpregs are rarely written as parodies, or as a means of exploring gender identity. Most of the writers of Mpregs freely admit that it is their kink, and yes, that's how they put it.
Nevertheless, I always feel the impulse to mail MPreg writers copies of Gray's Anatomy. This is because, although for some people this is a kink, others seem to think male pregnancy might be possible in rare cases.
You would not believe the places that I have seen fictional males conceive and carry their babies. Try.
* In a temporary uterus, which develops after the sperm enters the male's body and is re-absorbed into the body after birth. (The writer in question insisted that this is normal and happens in the real world in one out of three cases.)
* In the pancreas. Because, according to that particular Suethor, that's what the pancreas is FOR. (Paging the American Diabetes Association...)
* In the spleen. Because it's healthy and full of nutrients. (BZUH?)
* In the bladder. No, I'm really NOT kidding about this. This is a common one.
* In the stomach. "That's where WOMEN carry them!"
* In the appendix. I've had numerous writers tell me in complete solemnity that appendices are actually vestigal uteruses that Nature developed for men, and there's no reason why there couldn't be an accident of Nature resulting in one man having a fully functional appendix, is there? (These writers were horrified to find that women also have appendices.)
* In the arse. "It's nicely padded and the baby will be well-protected!"
* Under the rib cage. "The baby will grow close to his pregnant father's heart." Ewww.
I've also run into MPreggers who didn't know that two sperms could not combine to create a baby, nor could two Y chromosomes combine to create a female child; who didn't know that women's bodies create eggs and contain Fallopian tubes; who believed in all seriousness that men have a vagina, only it's called something different (one writer in particular would not be convinced that there IS no male vagina--she thought that the male vagina is called the vas efferens [sic]).
If these scriveners knew about reproductive systems and were creating an alien species for a story, I could see it. But in the cases I've cited...well, there are a lot of young teenagers (and older people as well) who really don't know the difference between boys and girls.
The physiological difficulties are considerable. But there are other problems with Mpreg, such as the fact that it basically takes a gay couple and turns one of them into a woman. I've seen some Mpreggers who felt that this was the only way for them to write slash in a way that way that was compatible with their religion. I've also seen Mpreggers who believed that no loving couple was complete without a baby. Why? I don't know. They believed it, though.
And oh, the feminisation of characters once one of them gets pregnant! It doesn't matter what the man may have been like before--once he gets pregnant, he instantly turns into a weepy, emotional, sentimental Madonna. I have yet to see an Mpreg story in which a man was angry or resentful or scared or in any way less than ecstatic about being pregnant, or a homosexual partner who was less than loving and supportive. No one is ever freaked by the idea, unless the person is supposed to be homophobic and therefore evil.
The thing is, even if you believe that in a magical world, Mpreg would be possible...why would it be necessary? There's a sex that can get pregnant. It's called "female." And if writers want to supply a gay couple with a child--well, you know, there's this thing called "adoption." Or "surrogate mothers." There's no REASON to get a man pregnant--not when there are far more realistic ways of creating a family.
The bottom line--no pun intended--is that Mpreg, as a genre, makes very little sense. It's based on bad biology, bad physiology and bad anatomy. It presumes that there MUST be a male-female dichotomy in a homosexual relationship, casting one partner in an exaggeratingly feminine role which is generally based on the presumption that all women yearn for and adore children. It warps characterisation to a fare-thee-well. I know that some people like it, but I cannot fathom why.
Crackfic is a perfectly acceptable genre within the context of most fandoms. Yes, if you drag it out to outsiders, it's mostly going to look ridiculous, but within a crackfic challenge, in a fandom where such challenges are quite common, it's just a bunch of friends having fun together.
Em herself never intended for that fic to be judged by a committee of professionals, or for it to somehow represent fandom, or even the MPREG genre, to fandom outsiders. In fact, she didn't even know about the listing for quite some time, and is certainly in no way responsible for it.
Question the quality of the story, if you have to -- I'm certainly the last person to complain about constructive critique, although I have to say, when hundreds of people start doing it on one particular story in a very public place, it begins to look a bit cruel -- but for God's sake, stop critizising the author for things that aren't her fault, or that wouldn't have bothered you if she hadn't been "volunteered" to be fandom's representative to the awards.
I certainly do not question its right to exist. I do reall wonder if it was appropriate to put it on the recommended reading list of a literary fiction award.