WHAT?! You mean the world isn't all black and white?!
ZOMG WTF BBQ!
*wrist to forehead* "Rhett, wherever shall I go? Whatever shall I do? Whatever will become of me? The world is not all black and white!"
"No, Scarlett, there's a whole Pantone chart of colors out there. Get over it and go on with your life. I have."