they must need bears

writers watch TV. context is king.


[21:37] matociquala: (Watson is mad at Holmes for telling Mycroft he wasn't dead)
[21:37] katallen: awh
[21:38] matociquala: (Holmes has been to Tibet.)
[21:38] katallen: dalying with lamas?
[21:38] matociquala: indeed
[21:38] matociquala: He seems oblivious to the fact that he's been rather cruel to poor Watson
[21:39] katallen: yes, poor John
[21:39] matociquala: And Mrs. Hudson is having hysterics
[21:40] stillnotbored: poor Mrs. Hudson
[21:40] matociquala: "Are you still in possession of your army revolver?"
[21:40] matociquala: He only loves Watson for his gun.
[21:41] katallen: ::grins::
[21:41] matociquala: "My dear Holmes, please, my bedroom is at your disposal."
[21:41] matociquala: ...
[21:42] matociquala: (Aw, he went to tuck Holmes in.)
[21:42] matociquala: (With a tartan blankie)
[21:42] katallen: awh
[21:43] matociquala: *writes a thousand times on the internets, "I will not slash Holmes and Watson."*
[21:44] stillnotbored: lol
[21:45] matociquala: "I trust that age has not withered nor custom staled my infinite variety."
[21:50] katallen: o.o
[21:52] matociquala: "This empty house is my tree! And you are my tiger!"
[21:53] matociquala: "I hope you observed all precautions, Mrs. Hudson?"
[21:54] matociquala: "Oh yes sir, I went to it on my knees, exactly as you told me. I've a good crick in my back to prove it!"
[21:54] matociquala: ...

*is 12*

dear God in Hell:



Why yes, I am working. I've edited five whole pages tonight.

Via anghara, who has the BEST internets, and cvillette--

Charlie the Coyote.

Charlie's an orphan coyote who is being raised by Shreve Stockton, a woman who lives in rural Wyoming, and her tabby cat Eli. She's an evocative photographer, and an articulate writer.

There are Charlie calendars and prints here.

There's an eljay feed here: daily_coyote

I can tell my hair is getting long, because when my ponytail flops off my neck when I turn my head in half-moon pose, it throws my balance off.

So I've never gotten the bad boy thing. Mostly, I want to send them to bed without any dinner--both the fictional and the real ones. I like good boys. Nice, earnest ones with a scary intellect and a heart of pure tempered carbon steel.

Those are the boys for me.

So why did it take me until I was 36 to realize that this is because I'm not a good girl?

0.0

via slithytove, an Orangina commercial from overseas.

Set in a furry strip club.

As he says, NSFW in the USA. Bears in loincloths, furries, poledancing giraffes, exploding octopus bosoms, etc.

View it here.


.

You can also become a pants man.

(via tanuki_green.)

...now I wonder what Sesame Street looks like to Japanese people.

Somewhere, Rollin Hand is giving Barney Collier a high-five in the back of a speeding white Ford van.

I'm 35 years old and doing long division for fun.

...

...okay, I'm telling myself that it's fun.

I know from whence Thomas Harris swiped Hannibal Lechter's escape from jail.

Mission: Impossible, season 1, the episode "A Cube of Sugar."

Except there was less skinning in the sixties, because Rollin planned ahead.

(yes, spoilers for a forty-year-old TV show. life is like that sometimes.)

...why are they playing Celtic music?

1:32 AM ETA: Now it's a bodhran version of "On Christmas Day In The Morning."

Charlie, are you taking notes? I'm pretty sure you can use this for something.

There's two sides to every motherfuckin' story.



Or: Oh. My. God.

( Context is at Stereogum. This could be the best blues movie since Crossroads ;-\ )

And now, time for a Friday Night Poll!

Poll #919616 friday night fights!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Bear has written her words today and is a mile closer to Mordor. She should:

ideally,

ticky?

[21:25] matociquala: Also?
[21:25] matociquala: Jamie is kind of scary with his shirt off.
[21:25] matociquala: where kind of = orangutan
[21:25] matociquala: that's a LOT of patchy orange fur
[21:26] cristalia: heeeeeeeeee
[21:26] matociquala: I love the mythbusters, but teh sexx they are not
[21:53] stillsostrange: I dunno, I think Adam's pretty darn cute
[21:59] matociquala: (OH, God, Amanda, you just catapulted me to a horrible Mythbusters revelation)
[22:00] stillsostrange: hee
[22:00] matociquala: You know what it is, don't you?
[22:00] stillsostrange: ...
[22:00] stillsostrange: *waits*
[22:01] matociquala: Somewhere on the Internet, there is ...
[22:01] matociquala: inevitably....
[22:01] stillsostrange: snerk
[22:01] matociquala: Mythbusters RPS.
[22:01] stillsostrange: *dies*
[22:01] katallen: no
[22:01] matociquala: *pokes eyes out with golden brooches*
[22:01] katallen: some things just cannot be
[22:02] stillsostrange: *does not go there*
[22:02] stillsostrange: *goes anyway*
[22:02] stillsostrange: That would be some very elaborate slash
[22:02] matociquala: This is in part my own fault, because I was just sitting here thinking about how cute it is that Adam constantly puts his life in Jamie's hands.
[22:02] matociquala: Rube Goldberg, even
[22:02] stillsostrange: Yes
[22:03] stillsostrange: Jamie's strong, manly hands
[22:03] matociquala: Because it is ALWAYS Adam who does the incredibly stupid thing with Jamie holding the rope.
[22:03] matociquala: NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[22:03] matociquala: (and his patchy orange chest)
[22:04] stillsostrange: *squeaks*
[22:04] stillsostrange: *whimpers*
[22:04] stillnotbored: the ambiguously gay duo?
[22:04] stillsostrange: That mustache is pretty unambiguous
[22:04] *** tanaise has joined the chat.
[22:04] katallen: Hi Celia
[22:04] matociquala: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[22:04] stillnotbored: just flashing on old SNL cartoons
[22:05] stillnotbored: good old Ace and Gary *g*
[22:05] stillsostrange: (And by "how" I mean, "what game mechanic would account for this")
[22:05] matociquala: I am so blogging this.
[22:05] katallen: lalalalala
[22:05] cristalia: LOL
[22:05] stillsostrange: My tummy feels funny now.
[22:05] stillnotbored: I'm thinking amanda
[22:05] stillsostrange: Make the bad brain stop.
[22:06] matociquala: No.
[22:06] matociquala: No.
[22:06] matociquala: Think nice safe thoughts
[22:06] stillnotbored: does this help?
[22:06] matociquala: That don't involve naked mythbusters
[22:06] matociquala: or worse, nekked mythbusters
[22:06] katallen: don't make me get the cricket bat
[22:06] stillnotbored: :)
[22:07] katallen: and I looked
[22:07] stillnotbored: heh
[22:07] stillsostrange: I read the url.  :P
[22:07] matociquala: Never look.
[22:07] tanaise: Nekkid is nude with intent.
[22:07] matociquala: Exactly my point, celia
[22:07] stillnotbored: no one is naked in that picture
[22:07] katallen: it had wiki in it
[22:08] katallen: if it's sans nekkid mythbusters then it is *good*
[22:10] matociquala: That's what I love about you guys.
[22:11] matociquala: There is always somebody who will take me to an even worse place than I went myself
[22:11] tanaise: like nekkid mythbusters?
[22:11] tanaise: cause really, there has yet to be a worse place than that.
[22:11] katallen: and we're not going there
[22:11] matociquala: Nekked mythbusters was the recovery phase
[22:11] matociquala: I *am* blogging this.
[22:11]