And no, it is not possible to get an accurate temperature reading by putting the probe of the fancy instant-read kitchen thermometer under your tongue.
I'm not telling you how I know that.
Bet you can't wait to come to dinner at my place, huh?
And man, I'm already bored with this vacation thing.** Who was it that had twelve hours, in the betting pool?*
*katallen and truepenny are laughing their asses off right about now.
**yes, I'm predictable.***
***yes, this is why I am flooding livejournal with pointless posts.