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March 2017



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Just in case you thought we only talked about Mythbusters slash and writing....

[23:36] leahbobet: I wonder if this is real tired or just carb coma.
[23:37] matociquala: here, eat this cat
[23:37] matociquala: you need protein
[23:37] leahbobet: hee.
[23:39] tanaise: And I can't re-finish Company until I decide who's dead at the end of it.
[23:40] tanaise: (stupid bears)
[23:41] matociquala: everybody dies
[23:41] matociquala: especially this cat
[23:41] tanaise: but she loves you.
[23:41] tanaise: looooooooovvvvvvesssss you
[23:42] matociquala: She wants me to go warm up her bed
[23:42] leahbobet: that's right baby, she didn't mean it.
[23:42] leahbobet: why you make her treat you so bad?
[23:42] tanaise: (love makes her treat you the way she do.)
[23:43] matociquala: She wouldn't have to cut me if I would just get her her canned food.
[23:44] matociquala: She doesn't like to be this way.
[23:44] leahbobet: it hurts her more than it hurts you.
[23:44] matociquala: Really, it's my fault.
[23:44] tanaise: I believe that's 'get her her canned food, bitch."
[23:45] matociquala: Poor Tristen.
[23:45] matociquala: I made his eyelashes fall out.
[23:45] matociquala: It's hard being an Elric parody
[23:45] tanaise: He's going to end up going all Lex Luthor on you.
[23:46] leahbobet: heeeee
[23:46] matociquala: He's not allowed to be evil.
[23:46] matociquala: He's an albino
[23:46] tanaise: only evil people are hairless.
[23:46] leahbobet: If only he could put this cursed sword down.
[23:46] tanaise: it's a well known fact.
[23:46] leahbobet: (and hot Shemar-type people)
[23:46] tanaise: look at hairless cats.  do they look non-evil to you? 
[23:47] matociquala: And Iggy
[23:47] leahbobet: All cats are evil, c'mon.
[23:47] matociquala: Who has no apparent body hair
[23:47] matociquala: it makes it easier to read his serial number
[23:47] leahbobet: Except for Mebd, who is sad she has to treat her baby so.
[23:47] leahbobet: heeee
[23:47] tanaise: was there a picture in the NYT?
[23:47] matociquala: Yes
[23:47] matociquala: His pants lead a precarious existence
[23:47] tanaise: good, I wasn't sure if they would have kept it.
[23:47] matociquala: Iggy and pants, not such good friends
[23:48] leahbobet: Pants are for the weak.
[23:48] leahbobet: Only the strong and hairless can walk the path of no pants.
[23:48] matociquala: And those who do not wax their groin.
[23:48] leahbobet: See?  The strong.
[23:48] tanaise: or who have fur lined loincloths instead
[23:48] matociquala: Yeah
[23:48] matociquala: That is strong
[23:48] leahbobet: They merely grit their teeth as millions upon millions of pubic hairs cry out and then are silenced.
[23:48] matociquala: That is the true courage
[23:48] matociquala: LOL
[23:48] matociquala: They are the butt-chinned heroes
[23:49] matociquala: enduring torture stoically
[23:49] matociquala: with only a little manpain
[23:49] leahbobet: heeeeeeee
[23:49] tanaise: and maybe a single tear
[23:49] matociquala: soon heeled by a quick hurt/comfort scenario
[23:49] leahbobet: and slight swelling until the next day.
[23:49] matociquala: er, healed
[23:49] matociquala: And a little glycerine sweat
[23:49] tanaise: that's a hurt/comfort/dominance thing, there bear.
[23:49] leahbobet: And when the icepack goeth upon their sore groins, they do not flinch at its cold.
[23:50] matociquala: frozen peas.
[23:50] matociquala: so useful.
[23:50] tanaise: no.  My frozen peas go near no man's groin.
[23:50] tanaise: no woman's groin either, if we're technical.
[23:50] leahbobet: I understand why I don't like peas.
[23:50] makeshiftdaisy: they're not open.
[23:50] matociquala: Still.
[23:50] makeshiftdaisy: what's not to like?
[23:50] katallen: frozen corn is just as good
[23:50] makeshiftdaisy: peas are mmm
[23:50] tanaise: it
[23:50] matociquala: I think you would have to biohazard sticker them after
[23:51] leahbobet: Snow peas are mmmm.
[23:51] leahbobet: Frozen peas with crotch are no.
[23:51] matociquala: I like peas
[23:51] msisolak: lmao
[23:51] makeshiftdaisy: pea-pea mmmmmmmmm
[23:51] tanaise: I like peas too.
[23:51] matociquala: You went for the icepack
[23:51] katallen: (leaving the peas to go with the chocolate)
[23:51] matociquala: Just saying
[23:51] matociquala: I stopped at manpain
[23:51] leahbobet: Well you don't eat the icepack either.
[23:51] msisolak: *is going to eye frozen peas a little differently from now on*
[23:51] tanaise: which is why I don't allow them the groins of strangers.
[23:51] matociquala: Well, yeah, but I have peas
[23:51] leahbobet: (If you eat the icepack, you may have your stomach pumped, but that's a seperate issue.)
[23:51] matociquala: I don't have an icepack.
[23:51] tanaise: you'll just have to suffer then
[23:51] matociquala: (I am so blogging this.)
[23:51] leahbobet: Yup, no hurt/comfort.
[23:52] matociquala: (fair warning)
[23:52] leahbobet: Just /comfort.
[23:52] tanaise: (allow them near the groins of strangers.)
[23:52] leahbobet: er, just /hurt.
[23:52] leahbobet: Okay that didn't work either.
[23:52] leahbobet: One more time.
[23:52] leahbobet: hurt/
[23:52] leahbobet: There my joke worked now *huff*
[23:52] tanaise: nice going.
[23:52] matociquala: I think frozen anything on the groin is /c/o/m/f/o/r/t/
[23:52] tanaise: now the whole internet will mock your lack of typing, not just us.
[23:53] leahbobet: At least I'll still have all my pubes while they do it.
[23:53] tanaise: It's like the woman who clubs her husband with the leg of lamb, then serves it to the police.
[23:53] tanaise: But in this case, I think you give edamame to your bikini waxer.

So I was totally rooting for Helen Mirren.

That is all.


And for the record

She's still sexy.
totally rooting for Helen Mirren.

yes. talented and hot. ^_^
although instead of watching the oscars, I was watching Prime Suspect on pbs.
I don't watch award shows! Life is too short.

I can still root for Helen Mirren. *g*
*grin* it is indeed.

I was visiting my grandparents, and my grandfather turns to my grandmother and says, 'so when are the Oscars? Sunday night?' she says yes, surprised, and he says, 'good. I shall be asleep. you shall watch out here.' but then it seems my (college-age) brother was watching them last night, so I don't know who's who anymore.
Mythbusters slash? I could happily have gone a long time without knowing that.

Don't say I never gave you anything.
I dunno, I think I'm too literal minded. Since Adam and Jamie "play" themselves, and they are both married to women, it just doesn't work for me. (Yes, I know being married to a woman is not guarantee, but in the absence of evidence...) What about Tory and Grant? Grant is the one I think is the hottie, but I have a thing for Asian men.
I think you are in fact so literal that you are missing the point.

But the link would explain everything, if you read it.
I read the link before I wrote the last comment, and I've now read it again. I have no idea what point I'm missing, but it wouldn't be the first time.
It's a joke.
Well, I knew that. I was just making a [semi-]serious response: such a traditional reaction that back in the print-apa days there was an acronym for it (though I can't remember it exactly, something like SRTHC, serious response to humorous comment) and also one for the reverse (HRTSC, maybe? humorous response to serious comment).

I didn't think I was taking it any more seriously than some of the commenters to the original post, but I am not given to inserting *g* in my writing (probably a mistake). I have a very dry sense of humor (take after my dad and his mother; my brother has it, too), and thus some people are under the impression that I am humorless.

(But don't you think Tory and Grant would be more likely subjects?)
Lol, I see the Forward Motion Chat isn't the only crazy place where writers meet and talk about, well, sometimes even about writing. ;)

But you really don't want to know about the toilet fairies.