1:32 AM ETA: Now it's a bodhran version of "On Christmas Day In The Morning."
Charlie, are you taking notes? I'm pretty sure you can use this for something.
Oh, gosh. Here's your weepy moment for the day. http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50147264n Terriers, man. You can't keep a schnauzer down.
Oh, 80s. Oh, Don Johnson suits with no shirt. Oh, postapocalyptic cardboard sets. Oh, primitive computer graphics. 80s, you were trying so hard…
I have just discovered the official silliest piece of fatphobia I have ever encountered in my born days. Apparently, we are all now supposed to…