it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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Obviously, at the late age of 35, I've reached puberty and my superpowers are manifesting.

In the past week, the windshield wipers on my truck quit, the laptop kicked the bucket in no uncertain terms, and just now, in the tub, the soap dish on the shower wall literally came off in my hand when I was tucking my scrubby into it.

Dear Internet:

Is there anybody you'd like me to slap, just to see if something falls off them?

I'll get on it right after I call the management company.

Love,
Entropy Lass
Tags: entropy requires no maintenance, quotidiana
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