Monkey: I'm in the bathroom.
Cat: Monkey? I'm in the bathroom. I don't see you. Ooo. Echoes!
Monkey: That's because I am in the tub.
Cat: *face appears catiously over the edge of the tub*
Monkey: *moves book aside*
Cat: !!!!You're under water!!!!
Monkey: We call it a bath. I do it several times a week.
Cat: But you're UNDER WATER.
Monkey: And I was reading a book.
Cat: Doesn't that hurt?
Cat: Aren't you drowning?
Cat: Monkey? Are you dead?
Cat: But you could slide under and scrabble at the sides and not be able to get out and drown! horribly!
Cat: *steps on monkey's face*
Cat: See? I told you so.
355.4 miles to Rivendell. All right, math and music. And then the fun that is cleaning the kitchen, because Tom Bombadil is unlikely to do my dishes.