it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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periods of rain today, highs in the mid-forties


Cat V. Monkey: Electric Boogaloo

Cat
: Monkey. What are you doing?
Monkey: Working.
Cat: Monkey, but I'm hungry.
Monkey: There's food in your bowl.
Cat: But I don't like that food. I want better food.
Monkey: When you eat this food, you will get other food. Which will be pretty much the same food as this food, really.
Cat: But Monkey, what are you doing?
Monkey: Making coffee. Then working.
Cat: But I'm hungry!
Monkey: You don't drink coffee.
Cat: I could push your cup off the arm of your chair.
Monkey: I could put your head in my mouth.
Cat: I could knock your laptop off the table.
Monkey: You could spend the morning in your cat carrier, too.
Cat: MONKEY! I'm HUNGRY!
Monkey: *flicks water on the cat*
Cat: ...
Monkey: *works*
Cat: *walks across laptop, typing random characters*
Monkey: *removes cat*
Cat: *walks across laptop, typing random characters*
Monkey: *scruffs cat*
Cat: !
Monkey: We can do this easy, or we can do this hard.
Cat: !!
Monkey: *releases cat*
Cat: *sulks*
Cat: No ham?
Monkey: *works*
...
...
Cat: Monkey, I'm hungry.
Monkey: *flexes fingers*
Cat: *sits on the back of the chair, Ignoring The Monkey, occasionally flicking her tail across the monkey's neck.*
Monkey: *drinks coffee*
Cat: Oh, look, the sparrows are back.

Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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