it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken

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sunday morning with cat v. monkey

12:01 am:

Monkey? Monkey, where arrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you?
Monkey: *huddles under covers, trying to look invisible*
Cat: Moooooooooooooooooooonkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Monkey: Oh, for the love of... I'm in bed. Don't wake the neighbors.
Cat: THERE you are! I finded you!
Monkey: *scritches*
Cat: I will sleep on your hand. And as your reward, you may scritch me.
Monkey: I saw that one coming.

7:12 am:
Cat: Monkey! You're oversleeping!
Monkey: Am not.
Cat: Are too.
Monkey: Am not.
Cat: *digs around monkey's head on the pillow*
Monkey: *rolls over to face the wall*
Cat: Hey! No fair!
Monkey: *snoozes*
Cat: *walks over monkey's head to get in between her face and the wall*
Monkey: *snoozes*
Cat: *digs at covers*
Monkey: *catches cat's paws*
Cat: *pulls paw free, digs at covers*
Monkey: *catches cat's paws*
Cat: Hey! *digs at covers*
Monkey:  *catches cat's paws*
Cat: *grabs monkey's paw*
Monkey: Hey! No claws!
Cat: *innocent expression*
Monkey: *wraps cat up in blankets*
Cat: *vacates bed!*
Monkey: WIKTORY!

7:14 am:
Cat: (from doorway) Are you awake, then?
Monkey: *gets up* pretty much alltogether, yeah.
Cat: Oh, good, then you can feed me.
Monkey: Dream on. I'm going for a walk.
Cat: (scandalized) biPED!

284.4 miles to Rivendell....

Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat

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