it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken

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verses. coiled again. ***

So, having carried out my errands, I took a little detour on the way home, to stop by the good pho place and fortify myself with some pho. (Real pho, even.)

It was closed.

I had just walked five miles in the heat (the sun was only out for the period of time when I was walking: it's gone away again) and thus, I sulked. And did not cross the street to the mediocre pho place, where I could have gotten surreal pho.

Because I was sulking.

I walked home instead.**

And so, in a fit of self-loathing, I bought myself a pomegranate slurpee.*

*I think this should become a catch phrase.

**And now I have to do laundry. The universe hates me.

***Write your own shaggy dog story to go with this punchline. What? I did the hard part!

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