She has also informed me that if I try to get any more thumbnails on that page, she is personally coming up here and kicking my ass.
No, you don't get any hover tags, because we're not smart enough to make them work without borking up the page format. Be happy you got alt tags.
I wonder if this damned minotaur story will cooperate. Or maybe the one about the automatons.
Dear Brain: Write me a novella, your Storytellers Unplugged column, and two short stories in September, and I will let you schlub around reading books the rest of the month. Well, and maybe doing math and playing guitar. What do you say?