Because somebody would notice and intervene!
Wonder if they've ever met a cop.
Listen. There's a hell of a good universe next door. Let's go.
I really need to stop goofing around on the internet and pack. I was hoping to get to 149,000 words first, and was close, but then I found one of the spots that needed a chunk of exposition added.
My editor's job is to follow me around with a highlighter, highlight stuff, and say "SPLAIN!"
Man, I have to take these contracts to VP and sign and mail the damned things. Argh!