it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala
  • Mood: sleepy
  • Music: Steely Dan - Don't Take Me Alive

the longer you walk the further you crawl

Survived the book signing, had great fun, met lovely people, then stuffed self on very good Eritrean food and drove home.

Cat: Monkey! You left me again!
Monkey: I was in Boston, earning your living.
Cat: But you left me. You could have been dead.
Monkey: We have to eat.
Cat: I'm cold. Go to bed.
Monkey: It's not time for bed.
Cat: But I'm sleepy. I was pacing the apartment worriedly all day.
Monkey: So go to bed.
Cat: But the bed is cold. Go warm it up.
Monkay: Whipped. I tell you.
Cat: BED!
Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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