it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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the longer you walk the further you crawl

Survived the book signing, had great fun, met lovely people, then stuffed self on very good Eritrean food and drove home.

Cat: Monkey! You left me again!
Monkey: I was in Boston, earning your living.
Cat: But you left me. You could have been dead.
Monkey: We have to eat.
Cat: I'm cold. Go to bed.
Monkey: It's not time for bed.
Cat: But I'm sleepy. I was pacing the apartment worriedly all day.
Monkey: So go to bed.
Cat: But the bed is cold. Go warm it up.
Monkay: Whipped. I tell you.
Cat: BED!
Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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