ew.[21:15]
matociquala: Bear is puking raw goat testicle.[21:15]
leahbobet: ...[21:15]
matociquala: It's a banner Man vs. Wild[21:15]
matociquala: *g*[21:15]
leahbobet: Why would one wish to do this?[21:15]
matociquala: Um.[21:15]
matociquala: The berber gave him one to eat[21:15]
matociquala: and it didn't stay down[21:15]
beatriceeagle: Oh. Not you Bear.[21:15]
leahbobet: Is the berber now laughing?[21:16]
matociquala: we would guess[21:16]
matociquala: Mohammed seems to like Bear.[21:16]
matociquala: (Bear Grylls, Bea.)[21:16]
matociquala: (He's a guy who does a survival show.)[21:16]
beatriceeagle: Yes, I got that.[21:16]
beatriceeagle: It was very confusing for the first line, though.[21:16]
matociquala: ee yes[21:16]
leahbobet: It's amusing that we are now at the point that...having named Bear Bear to differentiate from all the Sarahs, we now need to differentiate between our Bears.[21:17]
leahbobet: the system broke down somewhere here. :-P[21:17]
katallen: ah yes, feed the stranger the ickiest thing you can think of time[21:17]
leahbobet: Natto![21:17]
leahbobet: That's the ickiest thing ever.[21:17]
matociquala: LOL[21:17]
katallen: ::fears::[21:18]
matociquala: Natto is FUCKING GROSS[21:18]
matociquala: grosser than somebody else's fingers[21:18]
leahbobet: Yes.[21:18]
leahbobet: I would eat fingers before natto.[21:18]
beatriceeagle: Is that now the standard measure of grossness?[21:18]
matociquala: I would eat silkworm larvae before natto[21:18]
matociquala: Yeah, it's pretty handy[21:18]
matociquala: *g*[21:19]
matociquala: I would eat lutefisk before natto[21:19]
leahbobet: I have never had lutefisk.[21:19]
leahbobet: But I have Heard Stories.[21:19]
beatriceeagle: I am now googling lutefisk.[21:19]
matociquala: *swedish*[21:19]
matociquala: Hi.[21:19]
leahbobet: hee.[21:20]
beatriceeagle: XD[21:20]
beatriceeagle: That looks...unappetizing.[21:20]
matociquala: the family joke is[21:20]
leahbobet: I'd say I'd eat that smoked fish with the eyeballs in that staaaaares at you while you eat it before natto, but I actually like that fish. *g*[21:20]
matociquala: that we started doing it because the vikings wouldn't steal it.[21:20]
matociquala: My grandfather, who was an immigrant, wouldn' touch the stuff.[21:21]
matociquala: Now he's barfing raw camel fat.[21:21]
beatriceeagle: Oh. Not your grandfather.[21:21]
matociquala: no, Bear[21:21]
beatriceeagle: Why do I keep misreading these things?[21:21]
matociquala: usually he can choke down ANYTHING[21:21]
beatriceeagle: Misinterpreting.[21:21]
matociquala: this is impressive[21:22]
matociquala: okay, this is effing gross even by Bear standards.[21:22]
leahbobet: I would eat camel fat before natto.[21:23]
matociquala: he's now drinking the fluid from the dead camel's rumen[21:23]
matociquala: you know, this may be why CM doesn't normally squick me[21:23]
katallen: no camel fat?[21:24]
matociquala: Because I am watching Bear Grylls disembowel a camel.[21:24]
matociquala: with his hands[21:24]
matociquala: and consume its bodily fluids...[21:24]
matociquala: BEAR YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.[21:24]
leahbobet: ...what did he not just say?[21:25]
matociquala: he's turning the camel cadaver over to skin it.[21:25]
matociquala: "I never got my leg over a camel before."[21:25]
matociquala: I bet they cut that line when it airs on UK tv[21:26]
leahbobet: ...[21:26]
leahbobet: oh that's bad.[21:26]
matociquala: ...[21:26]
matociquala: I love this show.[21:27]
matociquala: It's so effing wrong[21:27]
matociquala: "Camel meat is low in cholesterol."[21:27]
beatriceeagle: *blinks*[21:28]
beatriceeagle: I don't think I want to watch this show.[21:28]
matociquala: It's awesome[21:28]
matociquala: in its hideousness[21:28]
matociquala: "I'm sleeping on a dead camel's neck."[21:28]
leahbobet: *fine by me)[21:28]
matociquala: "I'll never get this one past the wife."[21:28]
leahbobet: where * = ([21:28]
matociquala: hee[21:29]
beatriceeagle: Heh.[21:29]
beatriceeagle: Also fine with me.[21:29]
beatriceeagle: Although I don't know what's wrong with me tonight. I had to stare at that sentence for thirty seconds before I got it, Leah.[21:29]
beatriceeagle: I kept seeing it as a smilie.[21:30]
leahbobet: yes, it looks like a puzzled frown. *g*[21:30]
matociquala: ehe[21:30]
matociquala: one-eyed frown[21:30]
beatriceeagle: The Internet age has finally destroyed my mind.[21:30]
leahbobet: it is the semiotic discontent of my inability to type. [21:30]
matociquala: also, brits have better slang than we do.[21:30]
matociquala: "Got a leg over" is FTW.[21:30]
matociquala: And I always forget it.[21:30]
beatriceeagle: Well, that was never in question.[21:48]
matociquala: Bear just bit the HEAD OFF A LIVE FROG.[21:49]
matociquala: At least it was over fast for the frog.[21:49]
matociquala: 0.0[21:49]
katallen: I wonder if I can take a contract out on this man[21:50]
matociquala: Well, I eat meat that probably suffers more than that frog did.[21:50]
beatriceeagle: But...[21:50]
matociquala: So really, I can't be too much of a hypocrite about it[21:50]
matociquala: but still, live frog[21:50]
beatriceeagle: But it's a frog. Why would you eat a frog?[21:50]
katallen: true, but he's randomly picking up animals and biting them[21:50]
matociquala: Because you are out in the desert and have nothing else to eat.[21:51]
beatriceeagle: Not only would they almost certainly taste bad, they're cute.[21:51]
matociquala: Essentially, the premise of the show is they strand him somewhere without food or water[21:51]
beatriceeagle: Okay, yes, that's a point.[21:51]
matociquala: and some jerk with a camera follows him around and films him while he suffers[21:51]
leahbobet: And he bites things until he gets out?[21:51]
matociquala: *g*[21:51]
matociquala: pretty much[21:51]
tanaise: Personally, I'd bite the camera man first. [21:51]
leahbobet: I wonder if the local wildlife go "oh noes! Bear is coming!" ahead of time, sound the siren, and fleeeee[21:51]
katallen: ::isn't sure that people who get stranded somewhere without food and water shouldn't have to take their chances... like the frog::[21:52]
tanaise: hello, cannibalism: perfectly acceptable in a stranded situation. [21:52]
katallen: and tastier[21:52]
leahbobet: *keeps fingers away from Kat*[21:52]
matociquala: mm[21:53]
tanaise: sure, it's harder to kill a cameraman than a frog[21:53]
beatriceeagle: But there would be more meat on him/her.[21:53]
tanaise: but surely you can lure him into some sort of situation, and then, yeah, much less work over time. [21:53]
beatriceeagle: Though there are probably more frogs in the desert than cameramen.[21:53]
leahbobet: Is 180 pounds of cameraman or frog more stain on your soul?[21:53]
matociquala: also, the meat would rot[21:53]
beatriceeagle: And meat's got to spoil quickly.[21:53]
leahbobet: with the cameraman it's one kill.[21:53]
matociquala: bea[21:53]
matociquala: brain[21:53]
matociquala: mine[21:53]
matociquala: no footprints[21:53]
tanaise: you could dry the meat.[21:54]
beatriceeagle: I say it's mine right now, Bear.[21:54]
matociquala: mmmm[21:54]
tanaise: cameraman jerky![21:54]
matociquala: older[21:54]
matociquala: had it first[21:54]
beatriceeagle: Yeah, but you were using it the other day.[21:54]
matociquala: Besides, I'm trying to write this article[21:54]
beatriceeagle: How would you dry meat in the desert?[21:54]
beatriceeagle: Okay, fine, take the brain.[21:54]
matociquala: slice it thin and drape it over a rock[21:54]
leahbobet: mmm sliced brain.[21:55]
tanaise: it's not like it's hard to dry meat in a desert setting.[21:55]
beatriceeagle: This is possibly true. But does he have a knife?[21:55]
matociquala: He's now free-climbing a rock face, Kat[21:55]
matociquala: you may get your wish[21:55]
tanaise: he can make one out of frog bones.[21:55]
leahbobet: oh, and then when the cawing birds come down to investigate your sliced meat on rocks?[21:55]
matociquala: yeah, he used it to skin his hump.[21:55]
leahbobet: you bite their heads too.[21:55]
matociquala: er, camel hump[21:55]
leahbobet: it's like startup capital.[21:55]
beatriceeagle: Bear, stop saying things I can so easily misinterpret.[21:55]
tanaise: and then you can also make yourself a cape.[21:56]
matociquala: ehe.[21:56]
beatriceeagle: Out of the bird or the cameraman?[21:56]
matociquala: Two more years, and I'm no longer contributing to your delinquency....[21:56]
leahbobet: then she will be a delinquent all by herself?[21:56]
matociquala: yep[21:57]
beatriceeagle: Oh, I think I'm already doing that.[21:57]
tanaise: I am having apple crisp for dinner tonight.[21:58]
beatriceeagle: I can innuendo with the best.[21:58]
tanaise: though I don't think it's going to work as well as it should. [21:58]
leahbobet: mmmmm[21:58]
matociquala: mmm[21:58]
matociquala: the cat is tasting me.[21:59]
matociquala: I should not let her watch this show.[21:59]
leahbobet: LOL[21:59]
beatriceeagle: "But monkey, I'm stranded. In this apartment."[21:59]
leahbobet: there's a radiator, she can make jerky.