2) My chili needs a flavor note or two reinforced. Smokiness and umami, I think. Now, what would add those things?
3) Oh, I know.
4) Via Warren Ellis, whose links I keep clicking on, even though I know it's a bad fucking idea:
It's The Toxic Avenger.
In a schoolgirl costume.
5) Polar bears.
6) I want a hot tub.
7) And a conservatory.
8) Buy more books, so I can behave like a shameless capitalist! (No, I don't really mean that. Well, yes, please, go ahead and buy books if the spirit moves you.)
9) ~ 4 pages written today, much less than I wanted. Still not king.
ETA Amanda was kind enough to put one back up, so I look less like a feeb. Tah dah.