it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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no one will sell you what you need. can't buy it off the shelf. you got to grow it from the seed.

~2:00 AM:

Cat: Monkey?
Monkey: zzzzzz
Cat: Monkey?
Monkey: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cat: MonKEY!
Monkey: Huh? Whut?
Cat: *jumps on bed*
Monkey: *scritches cat*
Cat: Monkey, I'm COLD.
Monkey: *holds up edge of blankets*
Cat: *inspects under blankets, purring, but does not enter the nice warm cave*
Monkey: Getting cold here, cat.
Cat: *inspects more*
Monkey: *lowers blankets*
Cat: Hey! *claws at edge of blankets*
Monkey: Oh, for Pete's sake. *holds up edge of blankets*
Cat: *inspects under blankets, purring, but does not enter the nice warm cave*
Monkey: Getting cold here, cat.
Cat: *inspects more*
Monkey: *lowers blankets*
Cat: Hey! *claws at edge of blankets*
Monkey: *grabs cat, pulls under blankets*
Cat: Ack! Thhpt! Death! Murder! Killers! Murder! Fire! Ack!
Cat: *escapes*
Monkey: Suit yourself.
Cat: *claws at edge of blankets*

(~eight hours elapse)

Cat: Eeek!
Monkey: ?
Cat: I'm STILL COLD!
Monkey: Sit on the chair by me, in the blanket.
Cat: EEEEK! eek, eek, EEK!
Monkey: I am sorry it is winter and the apartment is drafty. Really, I am. But that's how it is, O Cat.
Cat: ...
Cat: eeek?
Monkey: Cat, I am at the limit of my ability to help. Either you want my body heat, or you don't.
Cat: *sigh*
Monkey: *eyeroll*
Cat: *settles down on monkey's lap, purring.*
Monkey: Now is probably not the time to tell you that I need to go get another cup of coffee, is it?

Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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