I have a conflict. I have an ending. The only problem is that it's a trite, crappy ending, so my brain needs to go away and come back when it has a better ending, which is to say, one that doesn't suck.
I had that same problem with "Orm the Beautiful," and I finally figured it out, so I suspect I might be able to figure this one, too.
In the meantime, that's Ni90 quota, so I'm calling it a night until I figure out what the queen says to the minotaur, which sounds like the setup to a joke that should have a bishop in it somewhere.
In an unrelated incident, lotusice makes good home-made mustard.
And I'm going to bed.