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Cat v. Monkey: The Furnishing

Monkey: I guess I really should get around to putting those book cases together, before I die under the threatened bookalanche.
Cat: Monkey? What are you doooing?
Monkey: O Cat, I am building your furniture.
Cat: But I don't need any more furniture.
Monkey: You need high places to perch.
Cat: *considers* There is wisdom in what you say. What's this?
Monkey: That's a shelf. And you're sitting on it.
Cat: You said I needed high places to perch.
Monkey: But it's still on the floor.
Cat: But it's mine. THis is my house. So this is my shelf.
Monkey: On the floor.
Cat: That's as may be.
Monkey: I need the shelf to build the book case.
Cat: I need the shelf to sit upon.
Monkey: Here, have a catnip chili pepper.
Cat: ooo. Shiny!
Monkey: *constructs book cases*
Cat: *chases toys*
Monkey: *constructs book cases*
Cat: *chases screws and pegs*
Monkey: Hey! Using those.
Cat: So am I!
Monkey: Look out, I have to tip this upright.
Cat: Aieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Monkey: ...
Cat: *flees in terror*
Monkey: *sets up book case*
Monkey: *fills with books*
Monkey: *enjoys less cluttered apartment*

...time passes...

Monkey: Cat?

...time passes...

Monkey: Cat?

...time passes...

Monkey: Cat? *opens closets, peers in corners, checks to see if the cat has somehow gotten out of the apartment and into the hallway*
Cat: (from darkest corner under bed) Mew?
Monkey: Cat, come out.
Cat: Can't. You rearranged. I am traumatized.
Monkey: I built a book case.
Cat: OH! THE TRAUMA!
Monkey: Whatever. *moves bed. Retrieves cat, who stays perfectly still all through bed-moving process. brings cat to living room.*
Cat: Aiieee! It's a Bookmonster!
Monkey: *puts cat down on couch*
Cat: Oh! The traaaaaauuuummmmaaaaa!

...time passes...

Monkey: *goes back to work*
Cat: *sits on book case*
Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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