it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
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Cat V. Monkey: Return of the Revenge of Son of Cat

~3:00 am

Cat: Monkey.
Cat: Monkey.
Cat: Monkey.
Cat: Monkey.
Cat: Monkey.
Cat: Monkey.
Cat: Monkey.
Monkey: ...wha?
Cat: Monkey. Are you dead?

...time passes...

Cat: *walks back and forth on Monkey's hair*
Monkey: kwitit.
Cat: *licks Monkey's fingers*
Monkey: kwitit. sleepin.
Cat: *walks back and forth on Monkey's hair*
Monkey: kwitit!
Cat: Move your head. I wanna sleep here.
Monkey: You can't. I'm sleeping here.
Cat: (with Sweet Reason) You're not sleeping. You're talking to me.
Monkey: Because you woke me.
Cat: You were in my way.
Monkey: Cat. Go to sleep.
Cat: *flops down against Monkey's face, suffocating Monkey*
Monkey: ...

...time passes...

Monkey: *gives up and moves head to other pillow, in an attempt to gather precious crumbs of oxygen*
Cat: Hey. Monkey! I'm cold.
Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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