it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
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Cat V. Monkey: ultimate fighting

~1:00 am

Cat: *jumps on monkey's face*
Monkey: Fear! Fire! Alarums! Excursions! Murder! Wha? What is it? What's wrong?
Cat: Meow?
Monkey: ...speak English, cat.
Cat: Meow!
Monkey: Gah. I was asleep.
Cat: *walks back and forth on Monkey's hair*
Monkey: Stoppit.
Cat: *walks back and forth on Monkey's hair*
Monkey: Stoppit.
Cat: *walks back and forth on Monkey's hair*
Monkey: Stoppit.
Cat: *walks back and forth on Monkey's hair*
Monkey: HEY! Stoppit.
Cat: *walks back and forth on Monkey's hair*
Monkey: *bodily ejects cat from bed*
Cat: *jumps on monkey's face*
Monkey: Cat? You are not. That. Cute.
Cat: *walks back and forth on Monkey's hair*
Monkey: *grabs cat and pulls under covers*
Cat: Hey! Stoppit!
Monkey: Stay off my damned hair.
Cat: ...
Cat: *walks back and forth on Monkey's hair*
Monkey: *roaring like a balrog, scruffs cat and pulls off hair*
Cat: Hey! What's the big idea?
Monkey: Stay. Off. My. Hair. Now is sleeping time. Walking on monkeys time is later.
Cat: But you were gone for hours!
Monkey: I'm going to sell you to the gypsies.
Cat: Sure. Right. Like anybody else would put up with you. Hey, since you're awake and it's nearly morning, can I have breakfast now?
Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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