it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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Cat V. Monkey: Psychological Warfare

Monkey: *awakens*
Monkey: *realizes that she's alone in bed, and lying diagonally across the entire width*
Monkey: Cat?

...time passes...

Monkey: Cat?

...time passes...

Monkey: Cat?

...time passes...

Monkey: *in the midst of an adrenaline fit, clambers out of bed*
Monkey: Cat! Where are you?
Monkey: Cat? Are you dead?
Monkey: Cat?!
Cat: *nonchalantly strolling in, tail high* Mrrt?
Monkey: Cat! You scared me!
Cat: ?
Monkey: I woke up and you weren't sleeping on my face.
Cat: ...
Monkey: ?
Cat: ...and you talk about the mixed messages around here.

...time passes...

Cat: Monkey, you're doing it wrong.
Monkey: Doing what wrong? I'm just sitting here drinking water and reading the internet.
Cat: And you're doing it wrong. Here, push over.
Monkey: *pushes over*
Cat: *steals Monkey's water*
Monkey: ...why was I worried about you again?




Hmm. I wonder what I should do today. Still no words, but I do have a sense they may be regenerating.

Apparently the side effect of me lazing about the house doing nothing of value is that you get a lot of Cat V. Monkey.

It's like Good V. Evil, only without the orange Volvo. (*misses Good V. Evil, though she's not really sure why*)
Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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