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Overheard at WisCon

1) "Vagina dentata: nom nom nom."
2) "Nothing says badass like basing our your Honda with Enya."
3) "That sounds interesting. Let me get my purse."

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1) "Vagina dentata: nom nom nom."

*hysterical giggling*
Yes! Dead of giggle!
have you ever seen this, to the tune of Hakuna Matata?

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
1) "Vagina dentata: nom nom nom."

I just had to explain to my family why I'm interrupting their Sunday teatime TV with unstoppable chuckles.
That has just made me laugh out loud.

Aaaaannnnd...around the world: a Mexican wave of vagina dentata-induced hysterics.

I love the internet.
Will the Mexican wave involve raised skirts and scary hairy smiles? And what is the feminine equivalent of macho, anyway?

It's almost 1am and I should go to bed now before these visions grow legs.
"Vagina dentata: nom nom nom."

We need LJ icons! T-shirts!
#2 Is just, ahem, crazy...
#1: I would sooo wear that tshirt.

on a related note: http://www.teethmovie.com/

Just trust me. =)
I'm guessing:

1. It's like toothpaste... but for dentures... which are designed as chastity defenses and worn in the lady regions?
2. Reaction to Peter Jackson's new automobile purchase?
3. Planned visit to Cheesecake Factory, con-style?
>1. It's like toothpaste... but for dentures... which are designed as chastity defenses and worn in the lady regions?

Nice try! But the original is...[thinks of polite euphemism. Fails] a cunt with yer actual teeth.

They turn up in BANNER OF SOULS, in passing. I thought of going there full on, then decided to save it. Perhaps one day....
Heh. Well, do you have Gynacadentists too? :D These are the practicalities that we must remember! (flossing must be hard)
WIN THE INTARWEBS.
This is your daily reminder that I love you madly, truly, deeply. *g*
Why thank you. I'll be here all week.

(no, seriously... I'm so bored with you guys all at WisCon, I'm just reloading Bear's blog over and over...
*close parentheses*
<3
*laughing* I am so glad someone else mentioned that Teeth Movie, because hey, that's where MY brain went. :D Ah, Con-talk is so insanemuch fun.
2) WINS slightly more than #1 as a t-shirt, but only because I'd be horrified if someone asked me what "vagina dentata" meant at the grocery store or something.

Thanks for sharing!