2) Morgan Freeman. And his biceps. Naked. Except for a scarlet sash. In a coffin full of soap bubbles. I'll be in my bunk.
3) Rita Moreno has deadly comic timing. The Bicycle Built For Two skits with Irene Cara are deadly.
4) Oh, god, the bell bottoms. The afros. The stripy shirts. Seventies, never leave me again.
5) It just occurred to me. Rule 34. Somewhere out there on the Internet, there's Electric Company slash. No, please don't tell me. My imagination is bad enough.