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[23:33] matociquala: You know, I should send the republicans a thank you note.
[23:33] leahbobet: mm?
[23:33] matociquala: Because I can safely ignore national politics until November.
[23:34] matociquala: They could catch Barack Obama naked in a wading pool full of Jello with a mule and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev, and I would still vote for him.
[23:34] leahbobet: ...
[23:34] matociquala: It's very freeing.
[23:34] katallen: ummm
[23:34] leahbobet: I would possibly vote for someone because of that.
[23:34] matociquala: hee
[23:34] leahbobet: 'cuz that's pretty awesome.
[23:34] matociquala: "Barack? Really? The dead commie?"
[23:34] stillsostrange: I wonder if mules like jello...

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I didn't get to see it, so I read the transcript aloud to my boyfriend while he played World of Warcraft. (Technically I was playing WoW too, but I sorta forgot that I was. I probably went back and forth between Ratchet and Booty Bay like twenty times in an Obama-induced haze.)

Man, can Obama give a speech!
I don't have to care! I don't have to make an informed decision this year! It's like CAKE OR DEATH!

That's an accurate description. :)

(Unfortunately, my Republican family keeps picking Death. I don't understand it. I think they were misled by Ingmar Bergman at some point.)
I have to admit, I'm kind of wondering if, you know, the Republicans get to feel this way all the time.

No wonder they're all so tan and rested looking.
From my experiences growing up as a Young Republican, the sky-is-falling-angst they had over Bill Clinton's blowjobs was only about half as approximate as the discomfort Dems have had in the last 8 years. (Of course, many of the Repubs I know thrive on perceiving themselves as martyrs.)

Being Republican where I grew up is like being born into a rugby team that you have to cheer for, even when they suck. My mother still isn't sure if she's more upset over me not going to church (my eternal salvation being at risk) or voting for a Democrat.
They get het up about blowjobs, we get het up about illegal wars.

While their guys pick up cops in airport bathrooms...

...hmm.

maybe the problem is that they secretly want blowjobs, and we really don't want illegal wars?

...You think Bush asked for a different desk?
That and the 5 million bucks apiece...
Man, it's EXACTLY like cake or death. And we have a really good shot at ACTUALLY GETTING CAKE THIS TIME. \o/
The problem with the whole "cake or death" analogy is that, for those of us who have played Portal...the cake is a lie!
Heh.. even for those of us who have never played Portal but who know people who do, we've been told so many times that the cake is a lie, it's like the spoon.. and Alexander de Seton's fish.. "There is no fish. Only Zuul."

(Apologies to whomever's LJ this is as I don't know them, but clicked through from the link in Mikey's post! *wave*)
Hey there. *g* It's okat, we're used to crosstraffic.
They could catch Barack Obama naked in a wading pool full of Jello with a mule and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev, and I would still vote for him.

*snort* :)

Yeah. Krushchev is dead; he doesn't care.
mule...heee....commie...haaaa...J...E...LL...OOhohohohohoho *snort*
"You did to put lime jello in my pool"
"I was in Africa"

(sorry, I didn't actually look up the quote, probably got it close)
What? You don't like the guy who says "I think we're in a hole. Quick, give me another shovel!"?
It's a character flaw caused by fuzzy minded liberalism and those brain-eating queer germs.
::snicker::

I think the question there is, does Nikita Khrushchev like the donkey?
Fortunately, he's too dead to care.
As someone who generally votes Republican, let me just say:

"You're welcome." :)
What flavor jello?
*gigglefit!*

In other news, a friend of mine has the original "bathroom breeding Bolsheviks" ad framed on a wall in her bathroom.
Well, hey. It's a fabulous poster.
I didn't get to see the speech. (My weekly D&D game met on Thursdays in August.) However, I'm at this point too. This means I don't have to pay attention to anything the Republicans say until after the election. (They've already attempted to Swift Boat Obama. *sigh*)
You know, reading something this amusing at 7am on a Friday has the potential to make my ENTIRE day good.

Thank you *grin*

And you know, you're right about it being freeing!
You know, reading something this amusing at 7am on a Friday has the potential to make my ENTIRE day good.

SRSLY.

Thank you, Bear :-D