it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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Cat V. Monkey - Last Tango In Paris

2 am
Cat: Edge over there a little, Monkey. You're squishing me.
Monkey: Mnnn. Hmm? *snork* whuzzay? *edges over*

3 am
Cat: Edge over there a little, Monkey. You're squishing me.
Monkey: Mnnn. Hmm? *snork* whuzzay? *edges over*

4 am
Cat: Edge over there a little, Monkey. You're squishing me.
Monkey: Mnnn. Hmm? *snork* whuzzay? *edges over*

5 am
Cat: Edge over there a little, Monkey. You're squishing me.
Monkey: Mnnn. Hmm? *snork* whuzzay? *edges over*

6 am
Monkey: *wakes up sleeping horizontally across bed* Huh? ow. My neck.
Cat: *enthroned in the middle of the pillows* *purrs mightily*
Tags: cat vs. monkey, presumptuous cat
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